Hopefully headed to Ataraxion

[forging]

Mundie, Hiatus. It's not like specificity. I'm almost sure hiatus is a word in the dictionary. Look it up.

I am properly happy in Somarium, mind you. Don't see why you feel the oppressing need to send me elsewhere. I've been in enough warzones with no way out. Not keen on adding space to that mighty list.

Also, Preforming Inception the captain of the ship or the fact there are two people that look like Fischer isn't going to make the deal any sweeter. Also my ex-boyfriend, Arthur, really? That's the canon you and Arthur's mundane are running with?

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[fuckity]

HOW IN THE EVERLOVING SHITHEAVEN IS 'SPECIFICITY' NOT A WORD

[forging]

[ He's not sure what you are, but he'll run with it. ]

Specifics, specifications or specifically - it's a matter of selecting one and sticking to it. Specificity just sounds like you're cheating.

[fuckity]

AND SPECIFICITY IS JUST MORE IN THE REALM FROM SPECIFIC TO READ A FUCKING DICTIONARY, YOU ASSHAT. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT IT TO BE A WORD DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT A DAMN WORD.

YOUR CONDESCENCION, KARKAT IS ALWAYS SO APPRECIATED.

[forging]

Alright. Use it in a sentence without sounding right pretentious, then I'll start appreciating your inputs.

YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU CAN WASH IT DOWN WITH A TALL GLASS OF FUCK YOU ♥

[fuckity]

A BIT MORE SPECIFICITY IN YOUR REQUEST OR IS THAT LEGIT THE WHOLE QUESTION?

WOW FUCK ME THAT WAS HARD

[forging]

Not that I would with you being thirteen and all, but it is quite difficult to say it without sounding unabashedly uptight.

[fuckity]

THIRT
OH HAHAHAHA. RIGHT. YOUR SHITTY HUMAN "YEARS" TO WHICH YOU SO FONDLY STAY ATTACHED. ANYWAY, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. IT'S A TURN OF PHRASE, JEEZ.

OKAY, GIVEN. IT'S NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING I KEEP IN MY REGULAR VOCABULARY, BUT IT'S STILL A FUCKING WORD. IT'S NOT LIKE IT STOPS BEING A WORD JUST BECAUSE IT'S A WORD THAT ONLY NERDS AND OLD PEOPLE APPLY ON A REGULAR BASIS. OR NERDY OLD PEOPLE I GUESS.

[forging]

[ He has taken what Karkat has said into 'teehee you just called Arthur a nurrrd'. So he'll make an offhand chuckle. ]

Now, see. Are you familiar with Charles Darwin's theories? "Specificity"

[ Air quotes ]

Regardless of whether or not it is in the dictionary. Which by the way, isn't an entirely reliable resource as it's counted 'googling' a word. It's something so rarely used that it should just - stop existing.

[pocketfulofsouls]

Well with a mouth like that, love, you can hardly blame someone for thinking it belongs around a knob.

[forging]

Well, darling ⎯

[ No, he does the hitting on. What the fuck. He'll smile coyly. ]

Where do you think it belongs around then?

[pocketfulofsouls]

[ He arches both brows and purses his lips, sweeping his eyes over the other appraisingly. It's more cool consideration than true interest. ]

I'd say a cuba libre. You look like a betting man to me.

[forging]

I'd take anything as long as your paying. Depending on the stakes, but generally. Yes. Fancy yourself a gambler?

[notmydiagnosis]

Just what I need, another source of identity confusion.

[forging]

Really? If you count me in this list - that makes three of this gorgeous mug on board. I think, I'll have it worse off.

Clearly we need a Fischer to come make the numbers even. We could have some tea and a laugh.

1/2

[notmydiagnosis]

2/2

[notmydiagnosis]

What we need is someone competent on the ship. I sincerely hope that's you.

[forging]

Competency is something of a specialty. Should I be worried?

Well the ships managed to stay afloat for the good of four months. I doubt I'd be the sello tape that holds it together.

[notmydiagnosis]

The amount of stupidity on the ship is alarming.

[topology]

It's not like specificity?

[ You can practically hear the airquotes in his voice. Asshole. B( ]

[forging]

It's not a word, Arthur.

[ B( wanna have your skinny ass fight me on it, Arthur. ]

[topology]

[ wow fucking r u d e you know Arthur has been trying to bulk up by carbo-loading!!!!! ]

Oxford dictionary begs to differ.

[ (pokerface) ]

[forging]

[ he's noticed he's been staring. the gym makes your bum look wonderful. ]

Oxford dictionary has googling, and specificity doesn't register on auto correct.

[topology]

[ B( FLATTERER. ]

Autocorrect also turns 'correct' into 'cucumber', [ He points out. ] You might want to check your references.

[ A beat, then he adds: ]

History doesn't need to be public knowledge, either. For the record.

[constructum]

Arthur's your ex? [ yes, this is all that she seems to have gathered from this bit of information. sorry ]

[forging]

It's not something I'm going to advertise, but generally that's the route both of our mundanes have decided on. I mean, I'm surprised you couldn't tell with the thin line he draws between hostilities and affection.

[constructum]

Guess I missed it. [ next time i'll be sure to pay attention to you both when you're playing footsie. :/ ]

Granted I've had more important things to worry about I suppose - which isn't about to change -- even with you coming back. Which is still slightly unsettling. Sorry

[ she's is glad you're coming back though, okay? ]

lol threadjack i guess oops

[topology]

[ FOOTSIE!?!?!??!?!?!??!!!!!! X( X( X(

Flatly: ] It's not something we talk about.

Don't worry. We'll see you soon, Ariadne.

[forging]

[ Oh gosh, it was that one time. They were really bored. B( ]

- We don't. Let's not go there.

I am looking forward to seeing both of you. I'm not entirely excited to see the final frontier without my Point Man and my Architect.

autocorrect hates me

[constructum]

Whatever works. [ no judging going on here. amusement, but no judging. ]


Just prepare yourselves for a lot of questions. [ namely by her, but that's a given she assumes.

a small sigh, and she is rubbing at the back of her neck, adding: ] You're about to become someone of great interest on the ship is all.

No ones left the ship -- or disappeared -- only to come back suddenly.

\o/ poor arthur.

[constructum]

[ IT COULD HAPPEN!!!! :p


calmly:] Apparently. [ not like it's any of her business. interesting detail she missed is all.]

You realize, none of this is going to be easy correct? You both are about to join a nightmare of sorts.

[ pretty much, you better not leave her again. ]

oh ariadne you are so his favorite ;~;

[topology]

[ Arthur tucks his hands into the pockets of his slacks, his die pinched between his forefinger and thumb. Space is such a fucking stupid idea, fuck. ]

I've heard, [ He says at last. ] We'll deal with it.

[ It's not optimism; it's a necessity. Not dealing with it isn't really an option. ]

please dont ever forget that. ;)

[constructum]

[ A small nod, knowing it's easier said then done - at least from her standpoint. She could honestly sit and talk about; how clearly there is nothing that can prepare you for what is about to occur. Or perhaps how easy it is to start questioning everything you thought to be truth. But hey, she already assumes he knows these details - he is about to join her after all. And one can assume, Arthur has already made a mental list of all the possibly scenarios that could be happening there - so clearly she doesn't feel the need to drum them up any further.

Instead, she just lets out a low sigh, her nose crinkling slightly as she does. She's worn, and clearly mentally exhausted by all that has been happening. Clearly she still believes her mun to be sadistic and isn't all too pleased about much. Because WTF?!

It occurs to her though; she really should point out a hard truth, one that they all need to deal with. ] Deaths not an option. [ Assuming Arthur or even Eames would possibly be using this method of escape. She isn't about to lose them again, okay? :/ ]