Probably gonna have lost girl spoilers for the last ep in comments

[onteamdyson]

 Ain't no party like a dark fae party 'cause a dark fae party HAS A BODY COUNT!? I can't even say that I'm sick of their shit because I'm just getting sick of fae shit in general. 

Also, don't think I don't see what's happening. You're benching me for the ray-gun-toting desert folk and the twitchy OC! I see how it is. Actually, it's cool. I could use a break. Being a badass dance mom is kind of a full-time job. We really have to work on her moves.

Lates!

- K

Comments

[gatorfights]

I've been to a couple parties that ended up with a body count.

[A pause.]

Okay, more than a couple. But on the bright side, they always were awfully fun parties up to that point. I've got no earthly idea what a dark fae is, though.

[onteamdyson]

This one was severely lacking in the fun department and possibly over-excessive in the swizzle sticks department.

[Emphatic finger point!] It's probably better if you don't get an idea. Fae drama is way overrated.

[gatorfights]

Sounds like a shitty party if it wasn't even fun and it ended up with dead people.

And far be it from me to get involved in anyone else's drama. I think I've got plenty of my own to go around.

[onteamdyson]

The shittiest!

Yeah, well, with hair game that fierce, I think you can handle it. Loving the retro look.

[wisper]

I want to say that they're not all like that, but... they're nearly all like that.

[onteamdyson]

YEAH, THANKS! Great environment to raise a very tall, very blonde kid with severely impaired coordination for someone her height. Where the hell were you when brides were getting stuffed under tables and necks were getting snapped?

[wisper]

I was at work, actually. I'm a little, ah, low on the food chain for the Morrigan's ceilidhs.

[onteamdyson]

WOW! What a surprise. Finn was at WORK! That's so weird and not at all like you to be at that book store where you pretty much are 24/7. Weird.

[rigging]

Puttin' out a motion to have you in motion. Wanna see you dance. All in favor say aye.

[onteamdyson]

Wow, did you have some kind of childhood accident where you fell into a vat of butter? Because that was smooth as hell. Get outta here.

I got the moves, Finch. Not my fault you keep missing everything!

[rigging]

[ PFFFT. Jesse laughs. ] I did, actually. Radioactive butter.

I do, I do keep missin' shit, makes me real unhappy. Saw your hair, recently. It was red? I like.

[onteamdyson]

I change my hair like every five seconds. You would like it red. [LIKE SHE'S ONE TO TALK!] So I guess this means you owe me a dance, butterboy.

[gleans]

Aaaaaye.

[rigging]

Fuck yes, I knew y'had my back. [ Thoughtfully: ] And my front too, I guess.

[gleans]

And your all over you, but hey, this is about Kenzi and her moves.

[getupandgo]

'ey, what's all this about dance moves? You holdin' out on me?

[onteamdyson]

You never asked! You never ask about a lot of things, KK.

[getupandgo]

Some people like that in a guy. [ Or something.]

[onteamdyson]

Some people?

[looklikeicare]

Hey. Dark is where it's at, apparently.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, yeah. Dark is the shit, yay dark. Woo and such. Let's keep the party appearances to a minimum from now on until you can learn to handle a swizzle stick.

[gloryisbullshit]

Aaah, not to be a shithead, BUT-- [He's gonna be a shithead.] --desert folk is the best folk to be.

[onteamdyson]

Wow! Glad to see you landed ego-first. You're biased! Opinion invalid, Party P.

[gloryisbullshit]

Can't be biased about facts, baby B. Admit it, you wish you were this cool.

[onteamdyson]

Excuse your face! I'm a billion times cooler than you! Feel my hands, they're like ICE! So cool. Too cool for you. You wanna know why? [Come closer, she's gotta whisper.] Because you live in the DESERT! Canada is way cooler.