Is that really necessary? (voice testing new muse)

[cannotbetrusted]

Alright, now give me a break. Between the name you picked out and the fact that you're calling me 'big fat liar' all over the place, I'd think you didn't actually trust me.

See, that's just not...

[Alvin. Alvin, please, we both know you're a liar and a traitor. Can we skip the denials?]

...Alright, so I might have done something like that.

[More than once.]

Er, yeah, but the kid and Lord Maxwell didn't hold it against me, did they?

[Forgetting about Elize, are we?]

Ah, but that's just not fair. The little lady's got issues of her own. Can't we just overlook that? For old times' sake?

Comments

[smilepowered]

Its not nice of your mun to call you a liar. You should always trust your friends!

[cannotbetrusted]

Yeah, see, that's was my thought, little talking pony.

[After Teepo, he can handle the pink pony. Oh yeah.]

But she's just not quitting. I don't think it's gonna work.

Not that anyone can really blame her.

[smilepowered]

Well thats not very nice of her. You should invite her over for cupcakes and soda and then show her how much you care! Friends can always learn to trust each other if they share their feelings!

[cannotbetrusted]

Uhhhh. Yeah, that's not going to work for me. You got any other suggestions?

[smilepowered]

You could sneak up on her and SHOW her how you feel about her! Everyone likes surprises!

Or you could sneak into her house and fill it with balloons and streamers and throw a whole surprise please trust me party!

[cannotbetrusted]

Er, no, that's not gonna work either. She's not susceptible to bribery.

[one_eyed_chain]

Nya....Human problems are annoying to Cheshire...

[Why can't they just destroy the problem like everybody else? Probably because humans are stupid and smell funny. :I ]

[cannotbetrusted]

That's too bad. Humans are pretty common everywhere. Can't really escape 'em, can you?

[one_eyed_chain]

In the Abyss Cheshire can. Cheshire could teleport but Mun is being mean to Cheshire.

[cannotbetrusted]

That's a shame. I heard they do that though. Use us to entertain them.

[Welp, Alvin would be a master at that though. The using part...]

[one_eyed_chain]

Cheshire is curious about why your mun is saying rude things to you.....

[cannotbetrusted]

[Hehe, oops. How to answer this now?]

I might have told a few nontruths at one point or another.

[one_eyed_chain]

[He cocks his head to the side, his tail giving a small swish.]

Might? Are you lying to Cheshire?

[cannotbetrusted]

[Alvin shakes his head. Was no one ever going to trust him now? Tell one little lie, and everyone looks at you like you've skinned their cat.]

There's no reason for me to lie to you. Actually, there's no reason for me to lie at all. It's not like it's going to get me anywhere. This lovely lady's got her mind made up about me and changing it would be harder than trying to get Milla to relax.

[one_eyed_chain]

Cheshire was just curious....Cheshire believes you.

[Cheshire didn't see any real reason to lie to him. Other than he could try to eat him. ]

[cannotbetrusted]

Yeah, yeah, you'd be the only one, catboy. Even my mun is just rolling her eyes at me now.

[one_eyed_chain]

If she thinks you're a liar...Then why does she have you, nya?

[cannotbetrusted]

She says it's because even she isn't immune to my charms. Which is flattering. But I think it's because she's a liar too.

[HEY! I AM NOT!]

[slapmesomeface]

As long as you don't lie for old time's sake.

[cannotbetrusted]

[He is the most unimpressed right now.]

Oh. Teepo. Hi.

No, I don't have any plans on lying.