An unexpected voice is poking at a mun's brain. Poor decisions after midnight.

[diana_abel]

Having fun with all of the tags that don't really work for me? Look, I'm flattered that you want to try your hand at my voice again. Really, I am. But let's be realistic, baby. You're not bringing me back. Not ever. You're wasting your time.

And you're wasting my time.

I really don't like having my time wasted. Things to do.



No. That doesn't qualify as a "thing."

Comments

[somepartsbroken]

Come now Diana, it is not a waste of your time if your doing little else. Besides, there are people who are very excited to see you back.

[diana_abel]

Oh, you think I'm Diana? Oh, that's so cute.

[somepartsbroken]

O...kay. Then whose at the controls?

[diana_abel]

Name's Jess.

[somepartsbroken]

And pray tell what Jess wants? Because you certainly have me for a loss.

[diana_abel]

Why? You gonna get it for me? You don't look like you're good for much.

[somepartsbroken]

Well, at least your eyes do work. I am not good for much, I guess I am of no interest, my apologies.

[ Did he have some kind of plan? Who knew with this one.]

[capj_harkness]

Petulant isn't a very good look for you. Well. It isn't a very good look for anyone. Anyway. The point is: you're still trying to leave us. And you know how I feel about that.

[diana_abel]

Really? I mean, seriously? You're still that stupid, Ken Doll?

[capj_harkness]

...Okay. Not my favourite nickname I've ever had, but not the most insulting.

[diana_abel]

Give me time. I'll come up with something better.

Aren't you supposed to be dead anyway? I'm pretty sure I killed you.

[capj_harkness]

Did you? That's exciting news. How did you manage that?

[diana_abel]

Poorly. Apparently.

[capj_harkness]

Well, don't feel bad. It's tricky.

[tothefairest]

What kiiiiind of things? Fun things?

[diana_abel]

The funnest.

[tothefairest]

Omigod, you can't just say that and not tell me! I am, like, dying of suspense, here. Parties? Cupcakes? Bathing in the blood of your enemies?

[diana_abel]

Ever forced a teenager to tap dance over broken glass while singing showtunes?

[tothefairest]

Haven't done that one, although I did, like, once incite a five-sided lovers' quarrel that came to a messy head during an opera performance, which was pretty entertaining! Yours sounds like a helluva awesome time, though, even if I'm, like, more of a behind-the-scenes gal. Were they ironic showtunes?

[diana_abel]

Every showtune is ironic.

Showtunes suck.

[tothefairest]

Yeah, they're so really not danceable, and they're supposed to be fun. It's so unfortunate.

...though I always did have a soft spot for Chicago.

[seesobserves]

And what would you get up to without a typist pulling your strings?

[diana_abel]

Well, you already found out.

[seesobserves]

You're fooling yourself if you think you had any real control in that situation.

Then again, you're just annoyed she's not giving you enough of the right things to do.

[diana_abel]

And I guess you know what the "right things" are?

I smell a wacky, buddy cop movie.