Probably sending him to mayfield_rpg

[animal_side]

You're pretty set on this, ain't you.

Well, I always like a challenge. You keep saying this is one prison I won't be able to bust out of.

I want to test this theory for myself.

Sounds like fun, really.

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[singcuckoo]

I've always thought that the easiest way to break out of prisons is not to get put into them.

[animal_side]

Sure. But then, there ain't been a slam yet that could hold me for long.

[singcuckoo]

It sounds like you'e spent a lot of time in prison. That's how they talk in prison on TV.

[animal_side]

I've spent a lot of time in a lot of different slams.

[singcuckoo]

You must be really shitty at whatever illegal things you're doing.

[animal_side]

Now you're just making assumptions. And you know what they say about assumptions.

[singcuckoo]

They... are... often correct?

[animal_side]

Don't fucking make them.

[singcuckoo]

Don't tell me what to fucking do.

[animal_side]

[He lets out a short bark of laughter.]

Good for you, kid.

[singcuckoo]

Kid? Really?

[animal_side]

You don't like it, tell me your name.

[singcuckoo]

It's Luke. What's yours, growly?

[animal_side]

Riddick. Pleasure to meet you.

[singcuckoo]

I'd offer to shake but I'm pretty sure you'd get me dirty.

[eyesofaserpent]

Good luck with that. If you need a drink after you inevitably fail, come find me at the tavern.

[animal_side]

Aw, don't be a downer.

[eyesofaserpent]

I'll be whatever I bloody well want to be after ten months in this hell hole.

[animal_side]

Ten months, huh? You've probably had all sorts of good times.

[eyesofaserpent]

I suppose you could say that if you err on the masochistic side of things.

[animal_side]

People have accused me of all kinds of stuff. Masochism was probably on there somewhere.

[eyesofaserpent]

It isn't necessarily true just because you've been accused.

[animal_side]

Most of the time they're right, actually.

[eyesofaserpent]

Then you must be an open book, mate.

[animal_side]

About some things, sure.

[eyesofaserpent]

Fair enough. So what did you do to get yourself captured by your mun?

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

As futile as it might seem I wish you the best of luck my friend!

After all, no one likes a quitter.

[animal_side]

Quit is such an ugly word.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

Indeed. It is.

When people talk of obscenities I'm surprised it's never a word that comes up. We seem to focus on words that sound filthy or that have filthy connotations, but never words that truly are filthy.

It's used only to describe a wasted person. And I can think of no greater waste than that.

[animal_side]

It's a damn shame, watching people give up. Then again, I wouldn't want their ass dragging me down anyway.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

No. I quite agree.

I certainly wouldn't waste a bullet to bother to get rid of one though.

[animal_side]

They usually get themselves killed anyway.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

If you're fortunate.

Sometimes it becomes a matter of dealing with them yourself if they have a chance of staying around.

Though I'll admit.

There's nothing that makes one feel better, feel cleaner, than being rid of the garbage that clings to you.

[animal_side]

Oh, I don't know about that. Plenty of things can make a man feel pretty fucking good.

[sturmbahnfuhrer]

All a matter of preference my friend!

All a matter of preference.

[wontbeforgotten]

Well, it'll be one hell of a challenge. Wish you luck trying. Mine had someone there for about two years all up at one point.

[animal_side]

Sometimes you just gotta be patient.

[wontbeforgotten]

And other times you need to get off your ass and do things yourself or nothing will get done. [Because clearly Kara is not the epitome of the obedient soldier at all with her recklessness and punching superior assholes.]