...voice-testing...? help.

[biipolar]

well aren't you ju2t haviing the tiime of your liife. great, go ahead, but you're kiind of takiing thiing2 fa2t, aren't you? iit'2 kiind of weiird, one week iin and you're...already tryiing two apply two a game, you're already lookiing at co2play. really weiird.

but really. applyiing two a game where there'2 wiizard2 and 2hiit. ii2n't that'2 2uppo2ed two be eriidan'2 thiing? ii mean iit'2 not the wor2t thiing ii gue22.

iif you're really iintwo that.

ii'm not, but okay.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

[Only paid attention the last part lol]

real life wozzards?
*wizards

[selfhatred]

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP, DOUCHE
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE IT IS TO FIND ONE OF YOU?
MY HUMAN DID THE SAME THING.
TRUST ME, THINGS GET WEIRDER.

[biipolar]

ye2. a2 iin u2iing actual magiic. real liife wiizard2.

[biipolar]

glad two know ii'll have 2uch a warm welcome iif ii do go two your magiical faiiry boardiing 2chool.
not that ii am yet, or anythiing.
but iif ii do

do ii even want two know?

[tipsygnostalgia]

well shit sign me up
if u dont wanna go then i woudl be more than happy to take ur place

[selfhatred]

YOU BETTER GET YOUR SORRY ASS IN THERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
AND THEN I'LL KEEP KILLING YOU UNTIL YOU STAY DEAD.
HELL I'LL EVEN GET ZAHHAK TO BUILD A ROBOT TO HOUSE YOUR SOUL, JUST SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN.

[can you tel he misses you, Sol?]

NO. NO YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
AND IT'S A WIZARDING SCHOOL.
...FUCK NOW I'M SOUNDING LIKE AMPORA.

[biipolar]

well, iit'2 liike... magiic exii2t2 iin thii2 world, ii gue22? but iit doe2n't really exii2t at all, 2o ii don't really get the premii2e of thii2 whole thiing one biit.

ii haven't really deciided iif ii want two go or not.

[biipolar]

2o now ii have two go, or ii'll diie?
doe2n't 2ound much fun two me.
ju2t admiit iit, you mii22 me
and we can both move on.

...riight. "wiizardiing 2chool". you do kiind of 2ound liike hiim.
a liittle. much le22 annoyiing iif you a2k me.
ii gue22 iit 2ound2 2ort of iintere2tiing.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sounds weord for sure
*weird

but being an actual wizard is so aweeeeesome you have no idea how much i would like to meet a real one

[selfhatred]

WHO COULD MISS A BIPOLAR DOUCHECANOE LIKE YOU?
BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW
IT'S REALLY SUCKS BEING HERE WITHOUT YOU.
AND DON'T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE I SAID THAT.

IT'S KIND OF INTERESTING
I MEAN IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT MY MUN SEEMS TO BE OUT TO DESTROY MY FUCKING LIFE.
BUT THEY ALL DO THAT SO I DON'T SEE THE DIFFERENCE REALLY.

she doesn't use fish puns in Hat, soooo

[cuddlefishpeixes]

O)( Sollux, you're t)(inking about coming to play wit)( us? T)(at's so -EXCITING! 38D I can't WAIT to see w)(at you look like as a )(uman!

I've missed you a lot, you know! Silly, w)(at's kept you so long?

[biipolar]

ii'm gue22iing you really liike them, or 2omethiing? wiizard2 are okay. ju2t...not real.

except iin thii2 uniiver2e ii gue22.

[biipolar]

thank2, kk, that mean2 2o much two me.
really ju2t throw thiing2 iin my face liike that, keep on goiing.
ii won't tell anyone your dark and twii2ted 2ecret2 that you actually can be a decent guy 2ometiime2.

mun2 are iidiiot2. end of 2tory. enough 2aiid.

ahhh cutie

[biipolar]

maybe. ii haven't made up my miind...or anythiing.

you don't have two mii22 me. why would you do 2omethiing 2iilly liike that, ff.

[tipsygnostalgia]

r u kiddiing wizards are the BEST dude
the BEAST.
* best

[selfhatred]

GOOD.
...
WE'RE STILL FRIENDS, RIGHT?

A-FUCKING-MEN.
THEY'RE SO FUCKING STUPID.
MAKING OUR FUCKING LIVES MISERABLE JUST BECAUSE IT'S APPARENTLY FUN.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Well, I really )(ope you do decide to. It's a lot of fun, and we can learn magic toget)(er!

)(ee)(ee, I know I don't )(ave to, but I do anyway! My mun t)(oug)(t s)(e would be apping me rig)(t along wit)( one of you - wrote )(im into t)(e backstory s)(e came up wit)( and everyt)(ing! But t)(en t)(ey didn't app. 38( So I really )(ope you come play wit)( us!

[wwhinin]

sol

[biipolar]

they're okay. ju2t kiind of lame.

[tipsygnostalgia]

wow
not cool
and tell me what things are hornered enoguh to fall under the 'ttly not lame' category for you?

[biipolar]

yeah we're 2tiill friiend2.

they get theiir kiick2 off of playiing miindgame2. 2iince when wa2 thii2 new2 two you?

[biipolar]

what?

[biipolar]

ii wiill, ii wiill. ii plan on iit. 2ort of. hard two plan 2omethiing you don't really have control over.

that'2 kiind of not cool of me. ii'm 2orry ff. luckiily you've been able two do iit wiithout me, riight?

[biipolar]

ha2 anyone ever told you you type liike an iinfant?

computer2.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i can type fine just litltle drunk
*little

oh ok ur gainin some cred here
computers are totes a specialtity of mine
bitches cant handle my sick coes
*codes

[wwhinin]

sol

[biipolar]

what do you even want?

[wwhinin]

i dont evven believve it
youre here too on this community
that is just fuckin wwonderful as if my day couldnt get any better
i am practically leapin out a my seat here from sheer joy

your wwriter human hasnt gotten bored a you
my applause to her for toleratin such an asshole

[arisen]

my mun says homestuck sucks you in fast so dont worry about it
im not really sure what homestuck is but she told me to pass it on!
and
whats this about wizards

[biipolar]

[ Well, that comes as a little bit of a surprise. Not the drunk part, that's probably normal, but... ]

you really know computer2? a2 iin, you actually know code2. liike what kiind of language2 do you program iin? ii've been workiing on a few thiing2 but ii haven't really done anythiing new iin a whiile. beenary'2 my 2peciialty but

ugh never miind mo2t of my 2tuff ii2 crap anyway.

[biipolar]

aren't you ju2t exciited.
ii'm not that happy about beiing here you know.
iin any ca2e iit'2 ju2t another place for you two get on my nerve2.

2he probably 2uck2 at iit. beiing an a22hole'2 a full tiime job.

[biipolar]

wiizard2.

iit'2 ju2t a liittle weiird, that'2 all.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nono tell me
i am actually v interested in it
i p much know all of them just some better than others
yet 2 find a securitry system i cant get passed
*security
in ur mainframe nicking ur files
deposoitng cute little ~ath here n there
*depositing
fucking ur shit up

[wwhinin]

your face is gettin on my nervves

looks like youre actually goin somewwhere too
wwhat is up ww that

[arisen]

oh wow so youll be able to use magic and everything!
pretty cool
but you seem a little worried about it

[biipolar]

not really worriied. 2he'll ju2t forget two do the app liike 2he alway2 doe2.

[biipolar]

correctiion, ii miight be goiing 2omewhere. iit'2 not really deciided yet. why doe2 iit matter?

[biipolar]

that'2 really cool actually.
ii can program pretty much anythiing
and hack iintwo pretty much anythiing...
2ecuriity 2y2tem2 are ju2t chiild'2 play.
but iit'2 cool that you know that at lea2t
mo2t people barely know what a computer ii2 much le22 how two really u2e iit.

[tipsygnostalgia]

omg tell me about it
especuially the ppl that dont know shit about computing
and they dont realize what lengths you go to do shit 4 them
they just think you go onto google
do some copy pasta and bingo