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[facesmashing]

I don't need to get laid.

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[mexicanflyer]

Hey there space cats, there seems to be a report of a woman in dire straights with her mun at the moment!

And oh my, it seems to be totally scandalous! Why do you have the same name as me?

[facesmashing]

... What?

[captaindeath]

...

[facesmashing]

What? WHAT? What's that look for, huh? You got something you want to say to me?! HUH?

[captaindeath]

N-no ma'am! Absolutely nothing!

[Scaaaaa-reee.]

[facesmashing]

That's what I thought.

[GRUMBLING.]

[doudemoe]

...

[facesmashing]

Oh you want some too? I've got more than enough to go around! You're all horrible, you know that? Mocking a girl when she's down! Horrible!!

[bonneviegrenoille]

Oh, are you so certain miss? It ees not good to deny oneself ones natural urges~.

[And then a frog-man with a ridiculous french accent macked on Ulala. Because it wasn't like things could get worse, or anything.]

[facesmashing]

...

[What?

Y'know, she'd think she had been drinking if life hadn't been so damn weird lately.]

I... guess not? I-- wait, wait, wait. I'm not denying anything!

[bonneviegrenoille]

[Atlus-weird, meet Capcom-weird. Usually less about existensial angst, more about HA HA OH WOW SURE LET'S HAVE A DRAGON FIGHT GOD AWESOME GUYS.]

Aah, you are non? I would say zat rejecting such a basic need is a severe form of denial!

[facesmashing]

[YEAH, THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP.]

I'm not rejecting it, okay. But she... this chick, my mun? ... Yeah, she seems to think I never get laid? I mean, that's ridiculous.

[Ahahahaha... hahaha.]

omg sorry for late but i couldn't resist...i'm apping to zodion

[heartboobs]

.........

...But I thought you already did?

HAH oh hey

[facesmashing]

I think she means 'more often' or something. She's ridiculous, that's what she is.

[heartboobs]

...Really? Just how much does "more often" mean? I can't wait outside the apartment door forever after work, y'know!

Then again, you have been a little cranky lately...! Could be just what the doctor ordered!

[facesmashing]

[Oh god Maya. Ulala just gestures helplessly at that.]

That's not why I'm cranky.

[It's not! Really!
...]

And besides, it's not like I just make you sit out in the cold! ... Often.

[heartboobs]

[BFFs 4 lyfe dat's what we be gurl]

...If you say so! Why are you stressing out over this, though? Is it that important?

[She pauses. Oh NO.] Hm... Do you think I need to get laid, too?

1/3

[facesmashing]

I don't guess it is. It's just the insinuation, that's all. It's like she's telling me she doesn't think--

[facesmashing]

[Oh. That question.]

[facesmashing]

[Ulala flusters. Complaining about your sex life to your bestest best of buddies is one thing but geeze now she's getting real pathetic.]

No! No, I-- ah. Maybe.

[heartboobs]

"Maybe"...? Oh. [Well, Ulala always knew best about these sorts of things. Far be it from her to argue.]

(2/2) oops

[heartboobs]

......... [Although, it's still something to think about? For just a second? Hm.]

It's like she's telling you she doesn't think what?

[facesmashing]

That I ever get laid, that's what! It's like she's insulting my ability to get a date at all!

[No, Ulala dear, I'm insulting your ability to keep a man around long enough for more than just dates.]

such a fitting icon aha

[heartboobs]

Well, she needs to just back off already! You go on plenty of dates! [Too many]

And you get laid plenty, too. ...Right?

[facesmashing]

Most of the time. [Never. Okay sometimes. Not often though!]