(no subject)

[epicsideburns]

Yes, alright - I'm the bad guy, I know. Yawn. I'm inside your head now whether you like it or not, so you might as well stop trying to convince yourself you're a terrible person for letting me in. You always did find something much more interesting about the antagonist of the story, didn't you? And I know you find me more attractive than that troll the princess is currently running around with. Don't waste your time trying to deny it - I'm here, aren't I?

I'd rather not go into it all, and claim it was my brothers ignoring me that made me do what I did. Boring. I deserved a place of my own in the spotlight - on that I at least agreed with Anna. Now that I'm here, please do something interesting with me.

Comments

[ninthbrother]

[ Takes off glove. Shakes out glove. Slaps idiot brother in the back of the head with said glove. ]

[epicsideburns]

OW! [Okay, so it didn't really hurt all that much, but he still acts like it did, rubbing his head and scowling. His scowl falls a little when he sees one of his many brothers, however.] What was that for?!

[ninthbrother]

That is for being a brat. [ And he puts his glove back on its hand. ] And stop looking cowed -- Mika and Viktor certainly won't fall for it when we get back home.

[epicsideburns]

[He crosses his arms over his chest, not pouting, no, not at all.] When I allowed my mundane to let have reign in her head, this was not where I thought she'd bring me.

We don't have to tell them, Nik.

[ninthbrother]

They already know, Hans. Why do you think I am here? Mika wanted to go instead, but we worried he might dismember you before we could put you on trial.

[greymelee]

...wow, you just have no concept of how big a jackass you actually are, do you?

[epicsideburns]

[Groan. It starts.] And I should care what you think why, now?

[epicsideburns]

[He cringes. Hans is NOT looking forward to seeing Mika. Or any of the other more violent brothers.]

Trial? Is that really necessary? No harm was done, really. The Queen and Princess of Arendelle are just fine.

[snedronningen]

What you did to my sister and me was reprehensible. There is nothing that could excuse it.

[bindsthedead]

You may not like what your mundane finds interesting. [Because while this man is clearly vile, he also seems to have no idea what he's getting into.]

[ninthbrother]

Yes, it is. [ He frowns. He's tired of Hans's innocent boy routine. It does nothing but piss him off. ] You put our relationship with Arendelle at jeopardy, Hans. Viktor is struggling to think of a punishment that won't have you executed, but will satisfy Her Majesty, Queen Elsa because clearly we are now at her mercy.

[epicsideburns]

[Hans does hesitate visibly because, well, she's the Snow Queen and she could easily freeze him if she wanted to. But then he lays on that boyish charm that Anna found so convincing once.]

If I hadn't shown up when I did, you might have never discovered the full extent of your powers. Come now, you really should be thanking me for bringing you and dear Anna back together again.

[epicsideburns]

Well she finds me interesting, so what's not to like, hm? [He's so clueless.]

[snedronningen]

[Good. He should be frightened. She didn't care for that smug face of his.]

I somehow doubt that nearly killing Anna and myself both was worth it.

[She'd never admit that the rift would have continued if something hadn't broken first. But putting Anna's life in danger, again, was not fair price to her.]

[epicsideburns]

I'm sure the good queen can be forgiving. Just... banish me and have done with it, and I'll promise never to return to Arendelle or the Southern Isles. [God knows he very much still wanted to get away from all those brothers. Talk about being outnumbered. He kinda wishes he could just go back to being invisible to them, again.]

[greymelee]

Hey, you're the one who wanted to go into politics. I'm just providing public opinion.

[ninthbrother]

Drop. The. Act. [ And he grabs Hans by the ear. ] Listen now and listen good, little brother: you have committed high treason. You are going to be under house arrest until Viktor decides your punishment, and for the rest of your natural life, you will live in complete servitude to the Isles and to Arendelle.

[bindsthedead]

Because what mundanes find interesting frequently involve our suffering and humiliation- both physical and mental. [Sabriel's tone is just a tad morbid.]

[epicsideburns]

Well, everything comes with a price, doesn't it? Anyway, I don't know what you're so upset about. You and Anna got everything you ever wanted, while I got what I deserved, yes? [He laughs once, sharply and humorlessly.]

EXCUSE THE LACK OF ICONS

[princessfeistypants]

Your nose better still be crooked, you big jerk.

[Oh, she's angry. So angry, in fact, that she can feel her hand trembling all over again! Hans better watch out, or else.]

And you had also never so much as speak to my sister again. Or Olaf, my snowman. Or--Sven, my friend! Or Kristoff. My...my Kristoff.

[She blushes, but only a little, and then she's right back to glaring, jabbing her finger into Hans' chest and drawing herself up to her full (and admittedly measly) height.]

I mean it.

[snedronningen]

I think you got off fairly light, considering.

[She's doing her best to control her emotions right now, but there will now be a certain chill to the room.]

[epicsideburns]

OW! [This time, his yelp is a bit more high pitched. He really hates this, and does wish he could prove to his brother that he's not someone to be trifled with... but, unfortunately, this is neither the time or place, and he doesn't have his sword.]

Why not just have me executed and be done with it, then? Less trouble for you.

[ninthbrother]

Because while you are an embarrassment to the Southerm Isles, you are our brother and we love you and can't bear to execute our own little brother.

DITTO. I NEED TO MAKE MORE FOR POOR HANS.

[epicsideburns]

[Oh, great. It's you. While he's not nearly as 'fearful' of Anna as he is her talented big sister, he's still wary of those fists. That and, well, his mun wouldn't be too pleased if he tried to hit her - not now, anyway. It might be what sends him to one of those horrible games.

So... yeah. GLARE. Also he's taller than you, so there. And then he rolls his eyes when she mentions the part about her friends and her dear troll.]

Don't you ever just shut up? Honestly, do you have any idea how annoying it was, pretending to be in love with you and listen to you prattle on and on? I feel sorry for that troll of yours, I really do.

[epicsideburns]

You obviously don't know the things my brothers are capable of. [He says it dryly, crossing his arms over his chest. Oh yes, he's aware of the chill int he air. Probably wise to step lightly around her.]