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[agentprickly]

Don't think I don't know you picked this username because it makes you imagine me as a cartoon porcupine. That's not funny.

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[sonofcoul]

Oh, not funny at all, no.

[agentprickly]

I'm sure you'd prefer it to be 'agentpoopwithknives', sir.

[Straight-faced.]

[sonofcoul]

I'm not sure that would fit in the name field.

But I'm not the one who drew it.

[agentprickly]

It was your interpretation.

[Although he still doubts the overall professionalism of drawing pictures in his official personnel files.]

[sonofcoul]

I was apparently slightly mistaken in said interpretation.

Either way, you could have ended up with worse. Muns tend to be fond of one-off jokes.

[agentprickly]

I'd rather not give her any ideas.

[sonofcoul]

Probably not. It really isn't that bad, if it helps.

[agentprickly]

Just like a children's book character.

[sonofcoul]

It's memorable, at least.

[agentprickly]

Just what an agent for a secretive government organization always wants.

[sonofcoul]

Consider it a form of misdirection, then.

[thecavalry]

It's kind of funny.

[agentprickly]

It's really not.

[And why would you betray him so cruelly.]

[thecavalry]

If you say so.

[She'll make it up to him later.]

[agentprickly]

[That is going to take a lot of making up. Betrayal of trust and all.]

I do.

[thecavalry]

And what Agent Grand Ward says goes, does.

[Totally straight faced.]

[agentprickly]

Good. We have that established.

[He can pretend she's serious, okay.]

[thecavalry]

And we all know how I feel about the establishment.

[Of course she's serious. Her lips aren't even twitching.]

[greymelee]

Are they making you wear a tiny fedora?

[bargain]

You're just as humorless as the creature, the way you sound.

[agentsix]

[No comment from Six but the raised eyebrow over the shades should say he thinks the name is a bit....much.]

[authorisation]

[ urge to troll rising— maybe not. ]

Never funny. [ but it is ] They like jokes.

[agentprickly]

[Thank you, sir. Ward appreciates your restraint.] They always do, sir.

[authorisation]

[ he's only human ]

Well, unlike yours, mine sticks with her usual "pretentious"— [ look, he's even doing the air quotes ] one word usernames. Her label for me in her email, however, is a different story. [ he has never been a nanny, not even when he was in the Avengers movie. ]

[specialism]

They probably think it's funny.

[agentprickly]

She does. They always do.

[specialism]

At least it doesn't allude to a pile of shit with knives sticking in it.