shounen jump protagonists always get the last laugh

[gin_san]

Did you really think you didn't need to spend money on Gin-san and just stick with a basic account, ah? Did you really, really think you could get away with just 15 icons forever, hah??

What idiot mun thinks she can get away with a basic account and not making icons for a Shounen Jump main character? You thought you were gonna have the last laugh, but Gin-san's proven YET AGAIN that THE MAIN CHARACTER ALWAYS WINS.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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[kaihentai]

That face, complete with the sparkly ambiance, makes you look more like the protagonist of a BL game than a shonen manga! Aha, ahahahaha!

[gin_san]

[ Gintoki just stares at Sakamoto flatly as he digs out a rather sizable booger and flicks it at the idiot's head. ]

Oi, oi, come on. I'm not nearly bishounen or M enough to be the protagonist of a BL game.

[ BL games, after all, require a degree of pretty uke-ness that Gintoki just flat out lacks. ]

[kaihentai]

That's true! You're not very cute, and you're a little too scruffy!

[gin_san]

[ Gintoki nods sagely and hums in that way he does when he thinks he's being really smart, even going as far as folding his arms across his chest. ]

That's why I'm always #1 in all the Gintama popularity contests!

[ Because of his good looks, of course. ]

[kaihentai]

It's probably because they thought you were that character from DETERGENT!

[...He means BLEACH.]

1/2

[gin_san]

What are you talking about, huh?

[ Gintoki's waving Sakamoto off dismissively, flapping his hand in Sakamoto's direction. ]

No one watching Gintama would mistake me for a character from DETERGENT! It's called Gintama, after all, not ICHITAMA!

[gin_san]

Are you feeling okay, Bakamoto? Did you forget how to properly insult Gin-san?

[kaihentai]

I don't know who Gin-san is.

Kintoki, who are you talking about?

[gin_san]

[gin_san]

 

[gin_san]

[ Yeah ok, just this look. ]

[kaihentai]

Really! Do you have a cousin I've never met or something?

[gin_san]

Iya, I think the only thing you've never met is common sense.

[ Deadpanned. ]

[kaihentai]

You're right! I've never met Common Sense-San. Is he your other cousin?

[gin_san]

He's what fell out of your head when you were dropped as a baby.

[kaihentai]

Why would you cousin fall out of my hair?

Is he a midget or something? Did I meet him before?

[gin_san]

Sure, he was in your head when you were born, but ah, being dropped must've made you shit him out through your nose.

[chinagirl]

47 icons is still pretty sad for a main character aru. I am up to 181 now.

[gin_san]

Didn't you hear me the first time I told you quantity ain't as important as quality?

[chinagirl]

Mine are very high quality aru, and from many different arcs, you see.

[gin_san]

Oh, did your mun do all that in just one day? How long did it take for you to get to 181, hah? I think I remember something about it being two whole years.

[ UNIMPRESSED. ]

[chinagirl]

Ah, well, my mun makes a lot at a time. She is a very sophisticated mun aru. But, she feels sorry for sad character types like perms, so she spends some time making icons for those too.

[gin_san]

[ Oi, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR MUN, kusogaki! Don't even try to lie!!! I see right through you! ]

Oh, so Kagura-chan is spoiled, huh? I guess that spoiled children easily take their muns for granted and use them as part of the punch line without thinking about the consequences.

[umbrelladouche]

You're proud of yourself for getting some loser to waste money on you? That's a little pathetic, don't you think?

[gin_san]

Ah, something more pathetic just crawled out.

[umbrelladouche]

Oh? I'm not the one getting overly excited over something as pointless as icons. Some main character!

[gin_san]

Oi, icons are important in roleplay, you know. Not having enough expressions to show is like only showing the same shot of the Yorozuya while doing five minutes worth of voice over in the beginning of the episode.

[umbrelladouche]

You really have only one expression though, don't you? That dead fish look. You really only need one or two icons.

[gin_san]

[gin_san]

[gin_san]

There's a full range of nose picking expressions to go through, you know. Different angles too.

[umbrelladouche]

Classy. And to think, I almost expected better from you. How disappointing.

[gin_san]

Eh?

[ Gintoki digs out a piece of snot and looks at it, then blows it off in Kamui's general direction. ]

I don't know why you had any expectations at all in the first place.

[umbrelladouche]

I suppose I've fought people with worse habits. Don't worry, I'll still kill you.

Assuming the author hasn't forgotten about me.