All these Daves around here all gettin' their birthday on!

[godofturntablism]

holy shit other dave down there is right
its my mother fucking birthday
eighteen now and shit
dudes i need some swag asap

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[tiltshotghostimage]

welcome to manhood
its responsibilities and taxes all the way down

[strider_pride]

happy motherfucking bday man
im so proud of you
me
us
whatever

[godofturntablism]

shit yeah man
we survived this long
were awesome

[godofturntablism]

yeah well from the look of you
being all adult and shit
at least we made it to where we have to pay taxes
no big deal
thats comforting in its own way

[tiltshotghostimage]

sure i mean if youre down with car payments and being culpable for shit you werent exactly one day ago

[smuppetwrangler]

Happy birthday all my favorite dunkasses
May the force be with you on your first day of legal adulthood
Let's go get ripped

[godofturntablism]

for now just gotta get out of the game
then worry about reality related stuff like insurance

[tiltshotghostimage]

hope you and your crew have better luck with that than mine did
were still in technically

but yeah go get crunk with bro
im pretty sure hes got gifts for every fucking one of us he sees
dude is mad jacked with loot today
like santa only made out of testosterone and felt

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

who can keep track of dates anyway
congrats on being legal in ur time

[godofturntablism]

oh hells yes
and happy birthday to you too cute teen altermom

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

thx bb
have any fun 4 ur bday?

[godofturntablism]

eh

_{[There's only so much fun that can be had when you're about as close to canon as you can get without being an alpha timeline Dave.]}

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

sounds like an epic adventure