what am i doing

[ragecopter]

This is a terrible idea.

I'd rather remain under Starscream's leadership than partake in whatever asinine plans you have prepared.

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muse is rusty but couldn't resist.

[inked_jet]

Oh. Really.

Do tell me more, Megatron's 'doggie'.

bitch fight is go

[ragecopter]

I'm sure you heard me correctly, Lord Starscream. I have no interest in being taken away from my duties in finding Megatron.

Nor do I wish to be surrounded by morons.

[even more than already]

HOLD MY EARRINGS

[inked_jet]

Ah, so he can take everything I--we Decepticons [*cough* you heard NOTHING] have worked for and destroy it all over again?

[So says the sole, heroic, and dare we say 'devastatingly handsome' survivor of Mission City.]

Tsk. You were always so very limited, Blackout. If you were good at anything beyond combat, you would be in charge.

[You're not, so, you know, nyah.]

i got them baby kick my ass

[ragecopter]

You are not even trying to hide it anymore, are you?

['he saved my life i'd totally do him' - starscream 2007]

I know my limits. I am not limited. There is no point in forcing myself into a position I know I would not suit.

[you know, like you did]

spoken like a true Decepticon o7

[inked_jet]

Hide what? From whom, precisely? Megatron is dead, you rotary buffoon.

[Oooh look you made him use Insulting Language.]

Oh, such as fighting on the ground?

[Invisible mustache twirl, because he remembers that crotch shot that killed you, Blackout. It is his favorite thing to watch. On loop. Over and over.]

[ragecopter]

Wouldn't that be awfully convenient.

[oh, that's low. like the crotch shot was. but mostly shut up because that was a one in a million chance]

Better fighting on the ground than running like a coward.

[also he momentarily lost all cognitive function because he forgot about all the explosives and pulse cannon he had. lennox is really hot ok]

[inked_jet]

And fully, entirely, and utterly deserved.

[Opinion of Megatron's Leadership Skills: LOW. About as low as he rates Blackout's intelligence.]

Ah, yes, well, I didn't feel like a swim.

[How's the Laurentian Abyss this time of year by the way?]

[ragecopter]

[megatron died after blackout that's SO RUDE]

I suppose next you'll be telling me some random insect extinguished his spark?

[HHAAHAH CAUSE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN RIGHT]

[inked_jet]

[Well, tragic starcrossed lovers dying so close to one another, blah blah. Starscream would imagine you'd be into that.]

Oh, it was hardly 'random'. Merely the fleshling his erratic, freeze-damaged brain had become obsessed with.

[Really. Starscream thought he was the kinky one. Harrumph.]

[shots fired]

[ragecopter]

[he doesn't even have a mouth bro let's not start on the fucked up shit blackout is into]

Perhaps if he did not have such an incompetent second in command he would not have had to take matters into his own hands.

Perhaps if you had done your job instead of being a traitorous coward, we could of succeeded, claimed the Allspark and moved on.

Perhaps if you knew what it was to be a Decepticon, the battle would've been over before it began.

[alarm klaxon]

[inked_jet]

[Blackout has one of those disgusting symbiotes: Starscream has more than enough idea what kind of kinky shit the copter likes. ]

[Gross.]

Hmmm, you're correct. If only his Hound had been a trifle more loyal.

[It's funny because it's too late. SNERK.]

And I was no coward. I went to Cybertron to conquer.

[SHUT UP IT DIDN'T QUITE WORK OUT but you were just lying in the middle of the ocean so there.]

weeooo weeooo weeoo

[ragecopter]

More loyal.

You tell me I need to be more loyal while I stayed to defend Megatron and you fled because it became challenging.