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[kneecaptain]

You're really not as clever as you think you are.

And neither is your "Schrödinger's sidekick" joke.

Comments

[like_a_gerbil]

I'm kinda sensing a theme. [But he won't dare say anything about keywords 'cause with his user name he knows better than to do anything to provoke his mundane into more creativity.]

[kneecaptain]

Yeah. The theme is, she can only think of one joke.

[bests]

That is a really unfortunate beanie.

[kneecaptain]

Wouldja believe they don't hand out fancy suits in prison?

[bests]

And here I was thinking everyone there wore tuxes 24/7.

[kneecaptain]

Only on Wednesdays.

[bests]

What's so special about Wednesdays, other than them being hump day?

[kneecaptain]

It's government stuff. It doesn't have to make sense.

[bests]

Good point.

[kneecaptain]

I guess you'd know, huh?

[bests]

Unfortunately, yes. If you ever get offered a job working with the US government, save yourself a headache and turn it down.

[kneecaptain]

You know who you're talking to, right?

[bests]

I do. I also remember Norman Osborn was made top cop, so a WWII war hero being offered a job isn't that much of a stretch.

[kneecaptain]

Yeah. I've been doing government work half my life.

[bests]

I am so sorry.

[kneecaptain]

I think I turned out alright.

[bests]

You did.

And to be fair the government isn't quite as bad as I'm making them sound. Sometimes.

[kneecaptain]

You have any more aged wisdom you wanna share?

[bests]

Tampons are great for stopping nosebleeds.

[kneecaptain]

Yeah, 'cause I've always got a bunch lying around.

[bests]

You can find them in most public unisex restrooms. For future reference.

[kneecaptain]

Don't you have to pay a quarter or something?

[bests]

Sometimes. Other times it's pretty easy to just hit it and then twist the knob if you don't have a quarter.

[kneecaptain]

But that'd be stealing. And stealing is wrong.

[bests]

It costs less than the paper towels, cleaning supplies, and the paycheck of the janitor that would be used to clean up any blood that would get on surfaces in the bathroom if you ended up with a broken nose.