It's just mylittlejamjar and me and a psychotic helicopter, every guy's dream

[gimmicky]

 So you finally find a game for me, and I can't even be...me?


Worse, you're playing on the 'one trick pony' joke. Just what I needed. Can't you just lay off my 'one trick' and actually stick me somewhere I'm appreciated?

[So...nowhere]


Ngh...

At least your'e waiting until you're less busy. Jumping into things is usually your forte. Not this time, right?

[Maybe...]

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[emperorofdeception]

Another Autobot.

I can just barely contain my joy.

[gimmicky]

And another....you.


[Squints eyes.]

You look familiar but I can't seem to...

[emperorofdeception]

Call me Convoy, Autobot. It is far simpler that way.

[See: Not wanting to deal with pointless Autobot drama.]

Currently I am the only Decepticon within the game, however I have no personal quarrel with any of you.

[So don't fuck up and he won't kill you.]

[gimmicky]

[He can't really fault you for that one, even if he knew. But...well, he doesn't!]

So...no headhunts?


Phew. I don't really want to fight a Decepticon as a pony.

I doubt it'd turn out well.

[emperorofdeception]

It truly would be, as I am a dragon.

[Thank your god that he's not overly aggressive if there's no point to it.]

As long as you Autobots keep your distance, I will not kill you.

[gimmicky]

A...dragon?

Can't say I'm too familiar with one of those...


Then again, I'm not sure how we know about ponies, either.

[emperorofdeception]

[Pause]







I know for certain that I have an excuse, but I know not what yours could be.

[gimmicky]

...You know, I think it's better if we don't question it.

[oneeyedterror]

Could be worse, Cutter.

She could be turning you human instead of into a pony.

[gimmicky]

...You know, I'm really not sure which one is worse.

At least you get hands as a human.


Hands!

[oneeyedterror]

...

[Smacking you now]

[gimmicky]

[Oh god, he just realized what he said.]

I-I didn't mean it's a bad thing!

Just...

[oneeyedterror]

I think you should be frikking glad you're going to be a one trick pony, Breaker.

[Twitchy claws, he's trying to not shoot you.]

[gimmicky]

...

Ye-Yeah! I'm suddenly seeing things in a new light!


You're right, Whirl. Sorry about that!

[Please don't kill him.]

[oneeyedterror]

[He's saving it for when you're in a game together. His vengeance shall be swift and very painful.]

Good. Good.

I knew you weren't stupid, Trailcutter!

[gimmicky]

[PHEW.]

Thanks...I think...

At least I won't be alone? I mean, from our world.

[oneeyedterror]

Yep.

You'll have me, it's going to be great.

[gimmicky]

And you'll have me!


I'm not sure what kind of adventures await, but it can't be that bad, right?

[oneeyedterror]

...

[That doesn't actually make it sound like a good thing, Trailcutter.]

Now I'm regretting my human's decision to take me there.

[gimmicky]

Hey!

[He just got a stroke of optimism!]

Anything's better than a sparkeater.

[oneeyedterror]

Dunno, the Sparkeater made it so I got a room all to myself.

[Whirl, Whirl no]

[gimmicky]

...


[Moving on.]

And Fort Max almost killing you?

[oneeyedterror]

A nice change from the usual therapy sessions.

[gimmicky]

...


And Overlord in the basement?

[oneeyedterror]

Well... Fun if you don't think about all the deaths.

[gimmicky]

I'm thinking about all the deaths!

[oneeyedterror]

Then it's frikking sad.

[robotfightclub]

I tried to warn you.

[It was really only a matter of time.]

[gimmicky]

You didn't warn me! You're the one who teased it!


[That's the exact opposite of a warning!]

[robotfightclub]

And that's how I give warnings.

[Otherwise it'd be boring.]

Cheer up. At least you won't be alone.

[gimmicky]

Yeah, I heard you're there already? Surprised your mun beat mine to the punch...

Then again, yours is usually the enabler of mine.



This explains so much.

[robotfightclub]

Oh yeah? Why don't you fill me in, Prancer.

[gimmicky]

Oh, I mean it explains why I'm going to this game.

And not like..super space island adventure or something.

[robotfightclub]

And here I was hoping you'd have a story for me.