Canon is Oglaf, possibly going to apprenticewanted

[saynotofun]

Do I really even need to say a word? No? Well, here, have two, anyway.

Fuck you.

Your idea of fun is a pain in my arse, and my idea of fun is getting paid. Paid, not laid. I fucking wonder which is more likely to happen.

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greeeeir christmas came early aw yes

[strikey]

Couldn't have said it better myself.

merry effin' christmas to all!

[saynotofun]

What can I say, I've got a good goddamn way with words.

and to all a good fuck

[strikey]

Too right. [Excuse him while he chuckles because the bluntness is refreshing.] S'not all that bad, though. Once we got out of the dungeons, anyway.

[saynotofun]

Oh, there better be a good reason people were in the dungeon, or I might just get a little pissed off.

[Of course, this implies she isn't already knee-deep in anger.]

[strikey]

Not sure if there's ever a good reason to unleash a bunch of refugees into a dungeon, but it happened.

[saynotofun]

So, what you're telling me is that the Mistress is as much of a colossal bitch as rumors suggest. Fan-fucking-tastic.

[idkworldruler]

Oh~! Do you get to hang out with the dwarves?

[saynotofun]

Dwarves. You mean those obnoxious little shits obsessed with making useless inventions? Yeah, they call me Greir Dwarffriend, because I love the fuckers.

[idkworldruler]

Really? I suppose someone has to like them.

[saynotofun]

And just like people who enjoy having rusty needles jabbed into their genitalia, I call those people insane.

[idkworldruler]

But they look like really awesome guys.

[saynotofun]

If you're the kind of person who likes random dicks on your weaponry, sure, I guess so.

[idkworldruler]

They don't put a dick on everything.

[saynotofun]

Fantastic, good to know. They're still perverted little fucks who have never made anything useful.

[idkworldruler]

Their car was useful. [Deflected.]

[saynotofun]

I'm sure whatever the hell that is has some idiotic feature that makes it useless, too.

[idkworldruler]

Well it does have a horn that serves no purpose.

[saynotofun]

That doesn't sound nearly stupid enough for a dwarf invention. There's more to it.

[idkworldruler]

They didn't have the horn in that strip I don't think.