A wild Alpha Dave appears... and he's headed for High Seas!

[hollywood_bro]

ok mun i get it.
where doing it man
where MAKING THIS HAPEN.
i still think it's straight up scandalous
this game is looking like a shitty PotC rehash.
do you know who does shitty remakes mun?
i do.
i will be the captain and i'll gather my crew
we'll name our ship the s.s. hustler
and we'll be big pimpin' up and down those high seas like
we are the cat's pajamas
it's wicked bananas
i'm telling you
we're gonna go kick some pirate ass
blow their ships out the water somethin' fast
then take the gold right from under their nose
and show them how to hustle with all these hoes
and
after that
i'm gonna go sailin'
you feel me?
gonna make the G'z stealing from these motherfucking pirates
that's how awesome i am.

Comments

[reservation]

Don't you think that's rather boorish, plundering and raping? It shows a marvelous lack of social responsibility, if you ask me.

[Patrick may look like your typical patronizing socialite scumbag, but there's a certain maniacal glint in his eye at the idea of socially acceptable murder. He's never been one for sailing, but Patrick Bateman has a lot of shared interests with pirates.]

[hollywood_bro]

i'm not the socially responsible type
sure don't have the patience to kill someone all clean and civilized like
seems a waste of time.
maybe a guy like you could give me some pointers?

[There sure is something about this guy that says, "Watch out, be careful around this motherfucker." Dave picks up on that pretty quickly. He has no idea what this patronizing socialite wants though.]

[reservation]

Pointers?

[He laughs, suave, douchey, but definitely charming--and that's what Patrick is all about. Kill them with charm, to hide the fact that you want to actually kill them. And then later, kill them for real.]

Friend, I could give you more than pointers. I could show you first. hand.

[hollywood_bro]

[Right now Dave is hiding the fact that he thinks this guy is an even bigger douchebag than him. He doesn't run into one of those every day. It's nothing he can't deal with though, so he'll just keep playing it cool for the time being.]

might have to ask you to give me a demonstration
one of these days
i know a couple bastards who'd deserve it.
nothing like a nice stab in the back to shut them up i guess
or is that too bloody for you?