i rewatched DOTM and a terrible thing happened

[schmucktruck]

I suppose you think this is amusing.

Leave me be. I have better things to be doing than wasting time on this frivolity.

[like being dead?]

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[gunwings]

Unable to crush even one planet for Cybertron? You are unworthy of the title Prime.

[Nova stop being an asshole.]

[schmucktruck]

Bearing the title of Prime has more to it than merely destroying planets like a savage. I have sacrificed more for Cybertron and its people than you could ever imagine.

[because enslaving them all is better than destroying them, right??]

[gunwings]

Destruction of some is merely the creation of a clean slate. For something worthy of its existence in this universe.

[Enslaving is way too messy. It's not like they don't have automated machines for that or something.]

[schmucktruck]

It is also a waste of valuable resources. I would not squander precious Cybertronian life on tasks that would be better suited to those who are expendable.

[nova that sounds like lazy speak]

[gunwings]

A necessary expenditure to properly spread the will of Cybertron to other worlds.

[He likes to be thorough in his galactic conquest. Don't you?]

[schmucktruck]

You would sacrifice your own instead of taking advantage of those readily available to you?

What a fool you are.

[hey man we ain't about galactic conquest here, just restoring cybertron]

[gunwings]

[Excuse me. Cybertron was in perfectly healthy condition when he was in charge. What did you do to screw it up?]

I find the inhabitants of other worlds to be sub-bar to my standards. They must be elevated or destroyed.

[schmucktruck]

[well, there was that war that started]

It would've been an honour for them to partake in the restoration of Cybertron! They would be elevated and then destroyed.

What would you expect of those who had the nerve to call us mere machines.

[gunwings]

[He seems to be somewhat appalled at that.]

Restoration?

[schmucktruck]

It was destroyed in a fool's war.

I sought to restore it.

[gunwings]

You allowed it to be destroyed in the first place?

[No wonder you don't want to just flatten the planets that are in your way. GOSH.]

[schmucktruck]

I allowed nothing!

It escalated out of control, the Decepticons became too power hungry and destroyed their own home to sate a madman's dream of power.

[ramjet]

I already said that.

[schmucktruck]

[this face, ramjet]

...

Is there any particular reason why you think I would care, Decepticon?

[show_my_cannons]

Like what?

oh boy here we go

[schmucktruck]

[oh]

[it's you]

Nothing of your concern.

[show_my_cannons]

I think that it is something of my concern, traitor.

[schmucktruck]

[nope not gonna tell him he's also dead sweats angrily]

You throw that word around awfully lightly, Ironhide.

[show_my_cannons]

I do not.

Not after what you have done.

[schmucktruck]

You could not comprehend what I sacrificed for the good of Cybertron.

Everything I did was with the best interests of our race at spark.

[show_my_cannons]

Turning on Optimus, on our efforts... That was to save our kind?

You have a scrap for processing parts if you believe the Decepticons are in the right!

[schmucktruck]

The Decepticons were not in the right. I merely used them as tools to accomplish what I desired.

It was a pity Optimus could not see past his black and white view of the universe to stand with me and see Cybertron restored to its former glory.

[show_my_cannons]

You took their side the moment you stabbed us in the back!

You cannot use murderers and wild beasts without falling to their level! Anything they "restored" would be nothing but a violence-ridden wasteland, with Megatron as its warlord!

[schmucktruck]

[ooh you hit a nerve, there]

Megatron worked for me. Not with. For.

He was a sad, empty shell of what he once was. I would've disposed of him and any Decepticons who decided to bring their grudges onto the new Cybertron.

[show_my_cannons]

Hah.

Megatron serves no one. So it has always been. Even before the war began.

Must have been something more than a "sad empty shell", if he had you believing you controlled him.

[schmucktruck]

Clearly you had not seen the state he was in.

He was a figurehead for the Decepticons, nothing more. I might believe you had he not allowed humans to treat him like their plaything.

[also half his head was missing and it was totally gross]

[show_my_cannons]

I do not need to see to know his minions, his fanatics still held him in regard. If he did not plan to betray you, they would.

How do you know they were not the ones to pull your strings, hmn?

[schmucktruck]

Then you are simply judging by your own suspicion. It is a shame Optimus Prime's influence has left you so stuck in your ways.

Megatron was weak enough that I could have easily disposed of him when I so desired.

[yeah, because that happened. whatever, what ironhide doesn't know can't hurt him]

yes, it's Bumblebee as a Jedi. Long story.

[jedibee]

I don't think plotting to destroy an entire sentient species really counts as better.

good lord

[schmucktruck]

[have a facepalm, bee]

I did not wish to destroy them, I merely wanted use them to assist in the rebuild of Cybertron.

There was an LJ game called Sages of Chaos. He temporarily got Force powers, and I just kept them.

[jedibee]

Pretty sure draining Earth of all its natural resources would eventually cause them to go extinct. Cybertron isn't exactly designed to support organic life.

Even if it didn't, enslaving them isn't much better.

i need to find a game to put this douche into cause this voice test was fun as fuq

[schmucktruck]

A necessary sacrifice to ensure the survival of our species.

Re: i need to find a game to put this douche into cause this voice test was fun as fuq

[jedibee]

Really? Really? There're 7 other planets in that system alone, not to mention all the moons, planetoids and asteroids. But instead of sourcing minerals from them, you just decided to destroy a planet and make the inhabitants do all of your work.

You're basically the laziest Prime ever.

[inursatellites]

[Don't mind the lurker, he's just here to stalk. Like a good Soundwave.]

not here

[schmucktruck]

[shakes cane at]

[inursatellites]

[He sees you badmouthing Megatron there.]

still not here

[schmucktruck]

[that's what happens when megatron is a lil bitch >:I]

[inursatellites]

[Don't you call his Lordship a little bitch you old bitch.]

[schmucktruck]

[sorry can't hear you over the sound of megatron getting verbally shat on by humans]