Just another zombie apocalypse survivor, we don't have enough of those, right?

[latetotheparty]

[In which Adam just gives his mun a look of "are you fucking kidding me?"]

Yeah, I get it. Ha ha look at this dweeb coming in late to the zombie apocalypse fun. Real cool there, man.

If I could shoot you with my bow I would. That username, really? I've seen pet owners give their cats better names. And those usually suck.

[Least a zombie's not chewing your face off right now, am I right?]

Yeah, they're probably just chewing the club members faces off. Feelin' really good about that.

Comments

[foreveralonewanderer]

Aren't they just so clever?

[Join the 'hate my username' club.]

[latetotheparty]

Clever would be the last word I'd use.

Maybe more along the lines of annoying or shoot me, this is painful.

[Does it come with membership?]

[foreveralonewanderer]

Annoying might be too much of an understatement considering we're the ones who have to live with them. More like, 'I'm going to nuke you from orbit for sticking me with this'.

[Yes, and it's laminated.]

[latetotheparty]

Pretty sure nukes are bad. Unless you got one that wipes zombies only. Then I'd be okay with that.

[Does it do anything?]

[foreveralonewanderer]

[It does nothing but look nice.]

Ah, hadn't pegged you for a bigot. [She shrugs.] I mean, I don't have an opinion on them one way or another but nuking them seems a bit extreme.

[Because wanting to nuke the people for giving you a bad username isn't extreme at all.]

Oh. Unless you come from one of those places where zombies eat brains are actually a thing.

[latetotheparty]

Uh, yeah, no. Pretty sure zombies don't have an ethnicity to speak of. Since, y'know, they're all corpsey.

[He'll just shrug his shoulders a bit.]

They're a thing all right. Replace brains with flesh and that's what I'm dealing with.