delaying the inevitable

[qonspiracy]

The inevitable being working on essays, I imagine. You're not really all that concerned for your safety when it comes to what you do day to day. Eating at Tim Horton's, really? Big franchises have you just where they want you.




What have I been doing while you've been lolly-gagging? I've been dedicating myself to dispelling some beliefs, mostly about the new "large chili bowl sizes". They're not larger, it's an old trick. They just made the bowl taller, not wider. The old bowl was shorter but wider. You're getting the same amount of chili for a larger price. It's really simple.


I've also been researching the true reason as to why a planet has recently been reduced in status by astronomers. Saying Pluto isn't a planet is preposterous. It's a cover-up to something bigger, much bigger... And I'm going to crack it.

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Sorry about last time. :<

[lexluxor]

[He laughs] And I thought my mun was nuts. You are truly nuts.

[tree_puncher]

Pluto?

I'm not sure what you mean.

[qonspiracy]

[ Type type type. ]

The fact you're calling me nuts is a little hypocritical, isn't it, Luthor?

I dropped the other time you were here. I didn't post back.

[lexluxor]

I'm sane compared to what comes out of your mouth.

[qonspiracy]

Yes, the once-planet. Recently it was demoted to "dwarf planet" due to being recognized as a Kuiper Belt Object, rather than an actual planet. Despite the fact it suits most definitions of "planets", astronomers have come to this conclusion because of conflicting information.

We already know that the Solar System is not the only system out there, that there are billions more. Deciding that Pluto isn't a planet just because it doesn't fit the new criteria they decided on is simply ridiculous.

There is an ulterior motive here and I'm going to find it.

Oh. Do you want to?

[qonspiracy]

Avoiding the truth isn't sanity; it's denial. Self-deception could also fit this description.

[tree_puncher]

Um... Ok? What do you mean by planet and solar system? I'd like to learn more to get a better understanding...

Not anymore.

[lexluxor]

Who said that I was avoiding the truth? And the suppose of that is?

All right, then you don't need to apologize.

[qonspiracy]

You're undeniably one of the most intelligent people in this world, Luthor. I won't try to deny that, because I know it's true. But there are things that even you don't understand.

[qonspiracy]

First, I'll need to know a bit about you, just so I can make sure we're on the same page.

[lexluxor]

Well thank you for the complainment. What do I don't understand? Do you know something that I don't?

[tree_puncher]

[Steve? nods...]

Alright... Well where I'm from, the Realm of Minecraft I believe it's name is. There are worlds one can summon into existence whenever you want to. Name them whatever you like and the only control one has over how they look is by changing the "seed" into a form of text, numbers, or simbols. But you could leave it blank for a random seed... Are these "Planets" some type of world where you're from?

[qonspiracy]

[ Question thinks on this a moment. An alternate world where you create the world... Interesting. ]

Yes, you could say that. Though not all of these planets support life, at least not as far as we know. Mars once held an ancient civilisation with technology far advanced from our own, but that civilisation was completely eradicated by another.

[qonspiracy]

Obviously.

[lexluxor]

Now you got me curious, Question. I'll find out.

[tree_puncher]

Wow... A world without Life spawning on it... Like how Mushroom Biomes don't allow Hostile Mobs to spawn. But with all Mob Types... Amazing...

[Steve? sounds like he totally doesn't fully understand what you mean Question, but still is totally impressed regardless.]

[qonspiracy]

Of course you will.

[qonspiracy]

[ Well that's okay, Question doesn't really know what Steve? is talking about anyway. ]

There are billions of other worlds out there that we, on Earth, have yet to discover. Though we've been both fortunate and unfortunate in that aspect... A lot of extraterrestrial beings have come to us.

[tree_puncher]

Ok... So does this mean that Pluto might have these... Extrterestrial mobs on it or something?

[Clearly a Mob in Steve?'s mind means lifeform... Clearly.]

[qonspiracy]

I believe it to be so-- but I'm positive that someone is trying to keep the truth from us. I believe that astronomers discovered something much bigger than they'd hoped and in an attempt to "protect us", they wanted to cover it up.

But they didn't realize how many people adored the small, cold and apparently lifeless Pluto.

[tree_puncher]

Ok then... Well I hope you figure it out... Best of luck with that. Wish knew of anything to help with that.

[qonspiracy]

I usually work better on my own.

[tree_puncher]

I can totally understand that... I've lived my life on my own. Hell before ending up here. I didn't even know there where other thinking Mobs in existance.

[qonspiracy]

You're given perspective living like that.

[tree_puncher]

That's... One way to look at it...

[qonspiracy]

You can choose your allies more wisely that way.

[tree_puncher]

Like how I think of you as one...

[qonspiracy]

[ He stops a moment, then tips his hat. ]

Thanks.

[tree_puncher]

Your welcome

[giantrobotcar]

Wait, what's wrong with Horton's? They got awesome donuts, man.

...and how are you researching chili without a mouth, smart guy? Or talking? Come to think of it, where's your entire face?

[qonspiracy]

Please.

Just because you can't see it doesn't mean I don't have one.

[giantrobotcar]

I've had better donuts, for sure, but they're still good donuts. Nothin' wrong with good donuts.

...what, is that a mask? Why would you use a blank face mask?

[qonspiracy]

Why indeed.

[giantrobotcar]

Hey, I wouldn't have asked if I knew.

Kinda dumb to wear a mask and not know why yourself.

[qonspiracy]

Yes, that wouldn't be smart. Fortunately, I know the reason.


People fear the unknown. Why do you think Anonymous is so hard to track? If you can't put a face on your opponent, what chance do you have of learning the truth?

I'm here to let people know that the truth about someone's identity isn't really the big picture. My face certainly doesn't matter. I'm just another person, a singular within a plural. However, there is a larger, faceless monster out there that controls every individual on this planet and not many people are actually aware of their existence.

I've been making the connections all this time, I've been aware of the truth.

[giantrobotcar]

...

... ... ...

I still think a luchador mask would be cooler.

[qonspiracy]

Not really my thing.







I am versed in martial arts, however.