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dear_mun2012-03-06 03:54 pm
qonspiracy) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-06 03:54 pm
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delaying the inevitable
The inevitable being working on essays, I imagine. You're not really all that concerned for your safety when it comes to what you do day to day. Eating at Tim Horton's, really? Big franchises have you just where they want you.
What have I been doing while you've been lolly-gagging? I've been dedicating myself to dispelling some beliefs, mostly about the new "large chili bowl sizes". They're not larger, it's an old trick. They just made the bowl taller, not wider. The old bowl was shorter but wider. You're getting the same amount of chili for a larger price. It's really simple.
I've also been researching the true reason as to why a planet has recently been reduced in status by astronomers. Saying Pluto isn't a planet is preposterous. It's a cover-up to something bigger, much bigger... And I'm going to crack it.
What have I been doing while you've been lolly-gagging? I've been dedicating myself to dispelling some beliefs, mostly about the new "large chili bowl sizes". They're not larger, it's an old trick. They just made the bowl taller, not wider. The old bowl was shorter but wider. You're getting the same amount of chili for a larger price. It's really simple.
I've also been researching the true reason as to why a planet has recently been reduced in status by astronomers. Saying Pluto isn't a planet is preposterous. It's a cover-up to something bigger, much bigger... And I'm going to crack it.