No one ever tell you, it's about the journey, not the destination? You gotta prove yourself, show everyone you're the best, that's what pokémon's all about! [HE HAS STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT CHILDREN'S VIDEO GAMES OKAY?] If you wanna just steal it or beat someone up for it, you might as well be Team Rocket.

[Oh but let's move on.]

You get yourself a Meowth? Doesn't that feel like cheating? You don't gotta work for the money, it's like printing it yourself. No challenge.

[Then again this is Parker. Her love of money is sometimes always disturbing.]