dear_mun | On apping to Sirenspull against one's better judgement

...You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you?

You know, I don't get people like you. You make all this fuss about how you're clearly not going to app me anywhere because you've just got way too much on your plate and all, and then the next day you go and turn my app in as if you had said nothing to the contrary before.

[A laugh.] Ironic, isn't it, that you couldn't help but be tempted by it all?

But anyways, if I do get in there, stop insisting that I get acquainted with this other Crowley fellow. Really, it sounds like to me that he just stole my name and is parading around as if he owns the place over there- and why do I need to waste my time with a waste of a demon like that? Honestly, I have better uses of my time than fraternizing with fellow agents from Down There. The whole lot of them are moronic gits without even a collective brain to share among them, I really don't see the point.

...Wait, what do you mean, "Lucifer is there"? You've got to be pulling my leg. No, really, stop smiling like that. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.

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A lot could be worse, really. Even with the state of it there it could be happening again.

Oh, if it isn't the witch I almost ran over.

[Which is basically his way of saying "Hi, Anathema, nice to see you."]

You mean the Apocalypse? [A face.] No, I'd rather not have that happen again on my watch. But at the same time, having my, erm, boss skipping around like nothing else isn't exactly something I'm looking forward to. If you remember, he wasn't too happy at the end there when things didn't work out in his favor.

It's a shame then that Adam isn't there. He used to be, you know.

He was? Oh, well, good for him, then.

[Really, Lucifer is one thing, but that boy made Crowley feel true unadulterated fear. He didn't need the Antichrist back into his life, thank you very much.]

He could have helped you.

Not to break your spirit or anything, but... try two Lucifers.

...

[Crowley hates his life so, so much.]

Well, bugger. One Lucifer is enough, I really don't need two...

Muns have a talent for keeping us on our toes, don't they? I'd say you should feel grateful you don't have to deal with Mayfield, but it sounds like your going to have plenty enough trouble where you're going.

[Oh, hi self, how is it going?]

They really do, it's quite amusing but annoying, all the same. But yes, I'm not exactly going to have a nice and fun-filled time over there, if I do say so myself. Not with angelic and demonic beings running all over the place, that's to be sure.

We have plenty of those in Mayfield. Along with sadistic people that run the town and sadistic muns that are allowed to pick and choose what pieces of ourselves we get back. Do you know I've had my bloody wings back for a month but I wasn't given the ability to bloody well put them away? Aziraphale too. Same time. Bloody muns planned it together.

Right obnoxious having the bloody things out all the bloody time.

[An understanding tsk.] Now, that's just plain cruel. I hate it when they plan together. They get all these smart little ideas in their tiny little brains to make our lives worse.

I can just imagine how terrible that must have been.

You know what's possibly the worst thing? The sudden realization that I'm relying on people. It's worse than everything the bloody town's put us through and the muns have come up with thinking they're so bloody clever. Though of course it's caused by all of that crap, this deep insidious taint on my black little heart.

Relying on people? What are you going to do next, save kittens from trees?

[You have it bad, man.] That way of tainting is simply the worst kind.

I know. It's bloody ridiculous. This bloody town forces you to actually be a human. I had bloody green eyes. Green! And then they lob all this bloody horrible (admittedly creative) situations at you when you can't properly defend yourself... And now I don't think I can stop

... you?

Seriously?

[Have an amused grin, Crowley.]

Oh, is this the fabled Crowley I've been hearing about?

...Wow, you're even more diappointing than I was expecting. And that's saying something.

We've had quite a few Lucifers over my stay here. I liked the one that owned the nightclub.

...

Does this look like the face of a person who would be happy to discuss Lucifer? Because I don't think it does.

Problems with the boss, huh?

On apping to Sirenspull against one's better judgement

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Hallo, I rather fancy that account name. In fact, I have it on Plurk.

hehehehe I'm glad you like!

Considering we're such like minds, would you mind ifI followed you on Plurk?

Sure! I'm under vampirize. Add away. :)

\o/

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