Teleios, maybe.

[kindnesskiller]

Oh, so you're full of nerves about your OC, so you think it's a good idea to throw me at a game, is that it? Throwing spaghetti at a wall to see if it'll stick might be less messy, Mundane.

I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that you're between me, and a villain. In what way am I a substitute? Yes, I'm angry, but that doesn't put me nearly on par with that and you know it. Still, I guess I should be grateful. But don't expect me to go around hugging people. And especially not him.

Do you think I can bring my robot?

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[upyours]

Eh the world needs less dickbags anyway.

That and ten bucks they were uglier.

Take it as a compliment.

[kindnesskiller]

One of us has less scars, at any rate. We're both good with swords, now that I think about it.

Before anybody (Mundane) gets any ideas, we're not duelling for it.

[You are no fun, Amy.]

[upyours]

[ WAIT HOLD DA PHONE. ]

Whoa. You can use a sword?

[ blatantly being a gross judgmental dick about hooman gurlz. he was raised in a hellbarn pardon. ]

[kindnesskiller]

[Gross, get out.]

Yeah, course I can. Do you think I just wear one for funsies? It's not Halloween.

[upyours]

[ his eyes have been open to a whole new world of not-horrible-ninja-theory-capcom writing.

cue butthead whoa cool moment. ]

Can that thing kill demons?

[ MOST IMPORTANT. ]

[kindnesskiller]

[Fuck off, Capcom. (Featuring Dante)]

Uhm... I'm not sure, since I've never encountered any. I think I stand a good chance, though. Not that I intend to go running right out to check.

[upyours]

[ blink what????? does not compute. ]

What else can you kill with a badass sword?

[kindnesskiller]

Robots? Although I don't know if it counts as killing them, exactly. It's not like they were actually alive. But chopping their heads off is kind of satisfying.

[domesticapproach]

I dunno. It's not so bad there.

[kindnesskiller]

"There" isn't really the issue. Anywhere's got to be better than here. Or nowhere. It's just the fact that there will be so many reminders...

[domesticapproach]

Maybe it's .. not such a bad idea to have them? Sometimes it helps us come to terms with things. Death an' moving on and ... things.

[ Like having Doctors there that .. aren't hers. She came to grips with regeneration, that it would happen. That her Doctor is gone, and will be gone almost as soon as she returns home. ]

[kindnesskiller]

I suppose if they stay out of my way, it won't be the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

[Lemons are less bitter, jeez.]

[domesticapproach]

Who's they, anyway?

[kindnesskiller]

The ones who left me behind.

[Look, that was partially your doing, Amy. -- Yikes. Don't give me that deathglare.]

[domesticapproach]

[ FROWN. ]

Left you behind? Who would-- Why?

[ She'll catch on eventually. I mean she understands it's ... Amy. But not. ]

[kindnesskiller]

Because they could.

It doesn't matter. It happened, and I'm not keen for a happy reunion.

[domesticapproach]

But-- [ Can it, Rose. She quite obviously doesn't want to talk about it. ]

Well, there's... There's other people here. Maybe you'll end up enjoying yourself anyway. With or without .. having to interact with whoever did this to you.

I mean, I'll probably come bother you occasionally. In a good way.

[kindnesskiller]

It'll take some getting used to, having all those people around again. That much I'm looking forward to, at least.

[See, Rose? Amy can find the silver lining still! There's hope.]

[riverborntorun]

...Amy? Since when are you... [That much older and rocking armor] ...since when do you have a robot?

[kindnesskiller]

You ever been to Apalapucia? I wouldn't recommend it.

[riverborntorun]

Ah.

....Okay, still not getting the robot bit.

[kindnesskiller]

I got lonely, so I made myself a pet. Like one of those robot dogs.

[riverborntorun]

Oh! Well that's nice, I suppose. I met a robot dog earlier, though communicating with him was...difficult.

What'd you call yours?

[kindnesskiller]

[Uhm. Well...] I didn't. Just 'hey, you' mostly.

[riverborntorun]

[River frowns.] That's a bit....dull. Doesn't sound like you.

[kindnesskiller]

You're not the first person to tell me that.

All right, I called him Rory. [It's okay, Amy. River will understand!!]

[riverborntorun]

[Her eyebrows raise in as much of an "awww, mummy!" face as she can make without actually uttering the ridiculous words. Still, some type of gesture of affection should be made....guess who's getting a hug!] ....I think that's sweet.

[kindnesskiller]

[Oh! There are hugs now. Okay, well, River can have hugs back. River's not on Amy's list of People Who Definitely Do Not Get Hugs.] I don't think Rory thought so.

[riverborntorun]

[She plays the tough girl on a pretty daily basis, but River's missed her mother. And though Amy's aging is...confusing given their already odd family circumstances, she doesn't mind it. It's still Amy. Still Mum.]

Yes, well, Father's always had a bit of an inferiority complex, hasn't he? Probably didn't like the thought that he could be suitably replaced.

[kindnesskiller]

[There's no replacing Rory. But Amy's not about to admit that. Not even to River. Sorry, River.]

I also tore the arms off the Rorybot. I think he found that slightly upsetting.

[riverborntorun]

[Now that gets a skeptical eyebrow.] What, did the robot cuddle too much?

[River, River no, don't insinuate mom-robot sex. There are still lines here.]

[kindnesskiller]

[River, behave!]

No! You see, he was a handbot. Anaesthetic in the hands. Only way to deal with it was to remove them. I should not have to justify this to you, young lady.

[riverborntorun]

[Psh, where's the fun in THAT. Get with the program, mum.]

Alright, alright, it was only a joke! [River holds up her own hands in defense of her innocence. And then, after a moment, she pokes Amy's cheek.]

...Am I actually the young one now? This is very confusing.

[kindnesskiller]

You're always the young one. [Not that Amy's sensitive about her age or anything.] You're my daughter, and that's just how that works.

You know, in... Earth logic.

[riverborntorun]

Mummy, I think Earth Logic got thrown out the window the day you got involved with the Doctor.

[kindnesskiller]

Touché. I think my notion of Earth logic has been skewed for a long, long time.

[riverborntorun]

Don't worry, at least you're not the only one. [Upon personal reflection, River's not sure she had any Earth Logic to begin with.]