I dunno

[werbinich]

[ Between the keywords and the fact he's here at all, he's not sure whether to laugh or sigh. Maybe both are in order. ]

You're in waaay over your head, kiddo.

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[lessandmorethanhuman]

Understatement of the year.

[werbinich]

[ Nobody told him there'd be doubles of him. This is beyond troubling. ]

Didn't know I could actually do the whole mitosis thing like this.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

I'd tell you it gets better, but you wouldn't fucking believe the strangeness.

[werbinich]

I'll believe it gets better when I see it. You should know I can believe a lot of strange shit.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

I do. It still gets stranger. Good luck.

[werbinich]

I don't need luck...but thanks, I guess.

[lessandmorethanhuman]

[Have a shrug. Take it or not.]

Sentimental crap...but you're welcome.

[werbinich]

[ Well, before he goes, he might as well ask one thing: ]

Is Dana safe? Ragland?

[lessandmorethanhuman]

[Oh boy, not a happy topic.]

Wish I knew. Where my person has me though, I have no fucking clue, and need to get BACK to them both.

[werbinich]

[ Well that ain't good. ]

Great.

[maskedhumanity]

You both are. Like you wouldn't believe.

[werbinich]

Excuse me? [ That sounds a lot funnier out loud considering who he's talking to. ]

[maskedhumanity]

Let's just say that talking to yourself won't even register as weird after awhile. Personally, it's not even in my top ten.

[werbinich]

Why am I not doubting that?

[maskedhumanity]

Because your life is a never ending parade of weird bullshit and painful explosions? [Like he's one to talk.]

[werbinich]

Sounds about right, actually.

[maskedhumanity]

Hey look on the bright-side kiddo, the worst thing you have to worry about now is how imaginatively cruel your mun can be.


So, yeah... Good luck with that.

[werbinich]

[ He's already annoyed at the "kiddo" bit, but other Alex's vagueness isn't helping in the slightest. ]

Not even gonna elaborate on that?

[maskedhumanity]

That would be spoiling it. Relax, it'll be good for you, build character, and other shit like that.

[As far as he's concerned, if he had to go through it so do all other hims.]

[werbinich]

You talk like you're my dad. [ Thank God neither of them are that asshole though, amirite? ]

[maskedhumanity]

Really? Odd, I haven't felt the urge to commit any acts of mass terrorism as of late. [You are so right.]

[werbinich]

Me neither. I at least take care of the shit I start. [ Watch, this'll turn into a big "so our dad was a cockbag" thing. ]