possible s5 spoilers within

[dilemma]

As much as I love being one Kubrick reference away from that film nerd street cred you always dreamed of, waking up sliding ass first into Tranquility's finest isn't how I typically like to spend my life.

Oh, Ric's there still? Big whoop.

Don't even think the word Augustine again. [ 150% done with all of this. ] And I'm the dick?

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[surrogates]

I see how it is. [ ACTUAL CLEARING OF THROAT HERE. ] Aren't we lucky the Salvatore without the doppelganger is gracing us with his presence again.

[ as the kids say, yolo motherfucker. ]

Y E S

[dilemma]

Ric, you weren't suppose to see that. [ he's doing a pretty good job at mock sincerity here, he should win an oscar. ] How do you know there aren't three of me running around just waiting to make your life miserable.

[ afterlife? ]

YOU L O V E ME

[surrogates]

I wasn't? Shit, then you might want to reconsidering actually calling me out by name next time. Almost like a homing beacon. [ d e n i e d. instead given to some nameless person or maybe just stefan. ] Because they wouldn't be waiting. They'd have a bout as much self control as you and I'd suddenly understand more people on the ship.

[ what is this afterlife of which you speak? ]

I DO I DO I DO-OOOH

[dilemma]

Just give me one more chance, babe. [ give it to silas at least he is carrying team stefan atm (fight me, eppy). ] Spoilers: it was almost your life for a while there. Consider your sanity saved. My apologies to your liver.

[ it doesn't exist, we don't speak of it. ]

[surrogates]

I don't know, I keep giving you chance after chance and look at what you keep doing. [ but silas might take advantage of it somehow. ] My liver refuses to accept your apologies on the grounds that my sanity is not saved even if there's just one of you.

[ never ever. ]

You're probably going to catch me pulling a sleeping beauty.

[dilemma]

It's not my fault you keep coming back for more. [ true. ] Good. If I kill it, do you think it will come back to life?

Thanks for adding to the list of things that are going to suck.