enabled for a muse I've been scared to try and she feels the same

[oi_you]

First off, that name? Not funny.

Second..

No I'm going back to the first bit. It's a cultural expression, it's not my phrase, I don't own it. I use it, and I use it bloody well!

So. now Second, just because someone else thinks you might be up to the task doesn't mean you can write me. I could scribble out "God bless us every one." That doesn't make me Dickens.

Right I know he met him, I was with him when he met Agatha bloody Christie wasn't I?

If we're going to do this, let's do it right at least. Go back, watch through things and try to get a grip on who I am; and I swear if you write some blathering tripe I will personally torment you as loud as possible from inside your own head.

Don't think I won't!

Comments

[oi_you]

Oh? And who exactly asked ...

Lovely? Really?

[chronosexual]

Well, it's very... you. Anything less would sound disingenuous. And at least it's not some crack at 'nobility'. You probably got that too much growing up.

[oi_you]

We can skip over my past and discuss the future. [Jack, yes there is one companion who was never against flirting with you.]

[chronosexual]

The future? In what way?

[oi_you]

I don't know really...just sounded like one of those suave things to say when you chat someone up.

[chronosexual]

Oh, so I'm being chatted up now. I see how it is.

This future. Am I in it?

[oi_you]

Am I that out of practice? Note cards might make it easier.

I sincerely hope so.

[chronosexual]

Then I hope to see more of you. Any idea what your particular future might be? Where you might be going, if anywhere at all?

[oi_you]

Not a clue, she has no idea since apparently I wasn't even considered before yesterday. She was given the idea by someone and she talks to and here I am.

Probably nowhere with my luck.

[chronosexual]

That would be really unfortunate. The world could use more spunky girls like you in it. And I know I certainly wouldn't be complaining.

[oi_you]

Keep talking like that and I'm likely to hunt you down myself.

[chronosexual]

I look forward to it.

[oi_you]

You have no idea.

[That grin has got to be illegal somewhere.]