Voice testing~ This is Rise from the Ashes Ema

[atmyage]

Ms. Mun! You can't just go about this voice test haphazardly! We have to look at this scientifically!

Oh, you know, the scientific method! Hmm, if this is the experiment, that means you already have a hypothesis, right? So now we just have to collect the data and do this again!

...Of course we have to do this some more. You don't want to have insufficient data, do you?

We better get started, Ms. Mun! Come on!

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[sixextraseconds]

[gurgle beep toot DID SOMEONE SAY SCIENCE

Hello human you are a fan of testing???]

[atmyage]

[She is a fan of testing! ...But wait, what is that?

She approaches!] Huh? What is this?

[sixextraseconds]

[blrbl tweet!!

It backs off a step from her, circling around to get a better look. You are interesting but unknown!]

[atmyage]

[Whoa, it's moving! It's a real robot! Of some kind!

She twirls to follow it for a second, then looks around.]

Um, hello? Did someone lose a robot?

[sixextraseconds]

[vrrp grngngrr!

It bobs up and down, indignant, before pointing. Blue has not been lost. If anything, human got lost!]

[atmyage]

Aaah! [What is it pointing at her!? She brandishes her notebook like a weapon.]

What are you doing?

[sixextraseconds]

[kwrlgr?!

Human is poised to attack! It staggers back a little, raising its fists. Be wary, Blue will not go down without a fight! It is trained for battle!!!]

[atmyage]

[What!? What!?

Okay little robot. If that's the way it's going to be...

...yeah she's not a fighter. She's just going to keep waving the notebook around.]

Stop it! What do you want?

[sixextraseconds]

[It keeps waving its little fists for a second, before pausing. What does it want?

Oh! Right! Testing! Blue wants to help test. Umm.

twrgnhlr...

It finally points at her notebook. She can write down how good they are at testing!]

[sponsorigami]

... Are you testing strength and loudness?

[ He's not sure how the scientific method applies. ]

[atmyage]

No.

[Pause. Wait...]

Should I be!?

[She's new at this.]

[sponsorigami]

I-I... don't know...? Weren't you testing voices?

[atmyage]

Huh? Oh! No, not that kind of voice testing! My mun's testing how well she can play me.

[sponsorigami]

Then... maybe testing under different circumstances?

[atmyage]

That's a good idea! We should try some of those meme things next.

[sponsorigami]

There's a whole collection of them in... uh... Bakers Street?

[ That's the right street name, right? ]

[atmyage]

Yeah, that one! My mun says I'm not old enough for all of them, though. But it's not like I'm a little kid, you know!

[sponsorigami]

... No, I think it's okay to avoid some of them. They can be...

[ Indecent, horrifying, embarrassing... ]

Actually, maybe that's not the best place...

[truthsnomiracle]

Presumably, the hypothesis in question is that she is capable of portraying you.

[atmyage]

[Aaaaaah, Mr. Edgeworth's here to talk to her! She smiles wide, excited.]

O-of course! You really know your stuff, Mr. Edgeworth!

So if that's what she's testing, she would need her data in... hertz? No, wait, that's not right...

[truthsnomiracle]

She would require several threads, preferably involving a variety of situations. She could then evaluate her performance and, if fortunate, perhaps even hear an outside opinion on the matter.

[atmyage]

[Hold on, she's writing all this down.]

I see! I'll make sure she does that! It's definitely better than the way she's stumbling around in the dark right now.

[truthsnomiracle]

A pity that bakerstreet is highly unreliable when it comes to providing suitable testing grounds. There's usually a rather high emphasis on memes involving romance or base indulgences -- indeed, several highly questionable ones currently dominate the front page -- though other sorts do appear from time to time.

[atmyage]

Oh! I've heard of that one! My mun checks it sometimes, but doesn't play there much because of the romance you were talking about.

[truthsnomiracle]

Unfortunately, despite evidence that some people are dissatisfied with the status quo, no alternative community has yet succeeded. There are altogether too many people who refuse to consider looking at any meme community other than bakerstreet for any reason whatsoever, no matter how unsatisfactory it may be. What's more, some even insist that if one wishes to see change, one ought to fight for the heart of bakerstreet itself by posting general memes more rapidly than those who post romantic and adult memes do so -- as though this would not simply escalate matters!