komaeda stop. stop

[foundloveina]

I don't get why you're so confused, mun. It makes perfect sense.

After all...



My plans are never half-baked!

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[teenspirit]

.....

[ Nothing about what you just said was okay ]

[foundloveina]

[every word. EVERY WORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH]

You don't knead to look at me like that, Sonia.

[teenspirit]

Don't you dare! Take that back!

[foundloveina]

I can't stop, Sonia. Just roll with it!

[teenspirit]

[ NO. ]

U...unforgivable...! Completely unforgivable!

[foundloveina]

[only bread puns now.]

If you don't like it, you can always absconed.

[teenspirit]

Stop it! Stop butchering this beautiful language!

[foundloveina]

Bake me.

[god.

damn it komaeda.]

[teenspirit]

[ GOD DAMN IT KOMAEDA ]

[foundloveina]

[emoted]

[ Normally this would be the part where Ibuki puts on a pair of sunglasses, rips them off, and screams, but.

Wow even she thinks that was bad. ]

Ibuki thinks that was a terrible pun!

[foundloveina]

[sighs.] You're right, Ibuki. I could stand to be a little butter at this.

[emoted]

Ibuki doesn't think there are pun classes, though. Nagito-chan should look into humor instructions!

[gyarustyle]

That may be the un-coolest thing anyone has ever said in the history of mankind.

[foundloveina]

Rye thank you! [kill me. KILL ME]

[gyarustyle]

I bet you're one of those guys. The kind that hang out at bars and try to pick up girls with cheesy pick-up lines. [Clearly your most cunning plan to get murdered yet.]

[foundloveina]

Cheesy, am I? [DAZZLING SMILE] Well, I'm gouda with that! [you did this. not me]

[gyarustyle]

Just so you know, I have pepper spray.

[foundloveina]

Some would call that assalt and battery.

[gyarustyle]

More like just pun-ishment! [pepper spray out, pssssssssssssssssssssh]

[foundloveina]

[screams and rolls around clutching at his eyes]

[also: regrets nothing]

[ungodlyrich]

[Oh my god Komaeda get out.]

Most impressive. I didn't think low-life scum such as yourself could sink any lower in my eyes, but it appears I was mistaken. Clearly I underestimated you.

[foundloveina]

[there is no escape. there is no escape.]

My sincerest apologies, Byakuya Togami. I promise I'll try not to do anything further to annoy you.

[a pause.]

I should have known my sense of humor wouldn't go over well with the upper crust.

[ungodlyrich]

[Did the esteemed ears of Byakuya Togami just hear yet another god awful pun?]

Did you just-?!

[...yes, yes they did.]

[foundloveina]

[we all did.]

I'm sorry! I'm really trying not to graind on your nerves!

[ungodlyrich]

[Komaeda if this was Hope's Peak he'd totally off you himself right about now.]

That is enough. I don't want to hear another word out of that gaping hole you call a mouth.

[foundloveina]

Of course. From now on, I'll say absolutely muffin. [and now the real game begins, byakuya togami.]

1/???

[ungodlyrich]

[Nope.]

2/???

[ungodlyrich]

[Nope.]

3/???

[ungodlyrich]

[NOPE.]

DONE

[ungodlyrich]

[FUCK THIS HE'S OUT

]

[foundloveina]

[JUST AS PLANNED]

[ahogay]

[Hinata misses that horrible pun completely because he's too busy staring at that canned bread announcement.]

....................

[This is actually going to be a thing. This is real life.]

...I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[foundloveina]

[komaeda places a friendly hand on hinata's shoulder. stares deeply into his eyes.]

Don't do it, Hinata-kun.

I...

[smoulder.]

I loaf you.

[ahogay]

.......W-What?

[Please tell him Komaeda didn't actually just say that.]

[allaroundusstrex]

[Just some laughter that goes on for about a full minute.]

I do not believe I understand.

[foundloveina]

In that case, I pita you. You knead a better sense of humor!

[allaroundusstrex]

Oh! So we're making bread puns then?

I should bagel these puns to save for later. The people in Night Vale positively love bread and wheat.

[gambliar]

Well now, people here certainly seem to like putting a damper on your fun, yes?

[NOT SORRY NEVER SORRY]

[shrimpy]

Bread in a can?! Promoting such shoddy, cheap produce... I simply won't allow it, Komaeda-kun! No food stuff deserves to live inside a can! It's so... uncivilized.