dear_mun | homeless but why would you want him

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homeless but why would you want him

Are you bloody crazy? Of course you are. I've got a lot of things to do that rank higher on my list than be forced to spend quality time with all the sanctimonious pricks you've got running around up here.

[One in particular. He really, really wants to break his nose. Maybe then they'd look different.]

Kind of have a rebellion to fight, you know how it is.

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[Oh, Garak would love to see that expression on his Julian's face. It's charming.]

I'm not your Garak. You're not my Bashir.

You clearly do not belong here, so the best place for you is where you belong... even if that is as part of a Terran rebellion.

[You would think that, lizard.]

Oh, ten points for you. I'd picked up that much on my own, thanks.

I did rather like the idea of you imprisoned for treason by the Regent, though, feel free to emulate that one.

[But this Julian's personal grooming leaves much to be desired]

My poor counterpart.

[WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE SOME SMART-ASS REMARK ABOUT HIS HAIR. He keeps himself fucking meticulously clean, thanks, just because he lets his hair grow long...]

He deserved it.

[At least he dresses more sensibly than Doctor Bashir.]

I'm sure he did.

[Really, he would be in much worse shape if the Federations weren't such pushovers. Six months for attempted genocide and murder.]

[The Federation has ridiculous prison sentences.]

You will too, if you haven't already. You're lucky my illustrious counterpart hasn't realized yet just how terrible you're capable of being. The idiot thinks you hang the moon and stars.

[Now it's Garak's turn for a slow grin.]

Oh, the doctor and I understand one another very well. He knows what I am willing to do in the name of Cardassia, and I know what he will do for the Federation... or his friends.

[Oh that's what he's used to seeing on your face.]

Then he's a bigger idiot than I thought.

[It's a good expression on his face. His Julian likes it.]

Or more devious.

[This one doesn't. :| He wants to punch your smug lizardy face in.]

I highly doubt that.

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homeless but why would you want him

He doesn't have to go home but he can't stay here

damn you now I have 'Closing Time' stuck in my head

I know who I want to take me home (and it's not mirror Julian)

GOOD HE DOESN'T WANT TO TAKE YOU HOME EITHER

He should just go alone then

you're not the boss of him :|

life would be better for everyone if he was

NO. >C HE WOULD KNIFE YOU IN THE FACE.

THIS IS WHY HE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

HE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS BECAUSE NICE THINGS DO NOT EXIST IN MIRRORVERSE