Here he goes again! Apping to genessia

[yesterdays_hero]

Third time is the charm, huh? All right, why not? There aren't enough villains in your headspace for me to punch, so it's not like I've got anything better to do.

But make sure to put my headquarters in there somewhere. Forming a superhero team was a good idea back in the day.

We'll also need a sexy secretary, so you know. Get on that too.

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[onecream_fivesugar]

Superhero team!?

That sounds so coooooooooool.

[yesterdays_hero]

It is!

[He poses magnificently, fists punched into his hips.]

I'm usually all about the solo stuff, but teams are all the rage these days.

[onecream_fivesugar]

[That is awesome. Ruby's going to strike a pose too!]

Teams are where it's at, I should know as I'm the leader of one!

Team RWBY, the group of huntresses' in training around.

[yesterdays_hero]

[Aw, that's adorable. Makes him want to ruffle her hair and stuff. He always likes being a role model for the kids.]

Training huh? Good for you! There's no nobler profession than that of a superhero.

[short_n_sweet]

A super hero team? I mean, sure I've heard of hunters and huntresses, but... Super heroes? Really?

[He ponders a moment.] What's your super power? Do you shoot lasers from your eyes or something? [He even makes binoculars with his hands to provide a gesture - you know, in case the so-called super hero doesn't know what he's talking about.]

[yesterdays_hero]

I'm invincible, super fast, and super strong. Eye lasers are yesterday's gimmick, not very conventional.

Besides, you wouldn't believe the stink when you hit someone with a big dose of laser.

[froyofortwo]

[Oh, there's someone she hasn't seen in a while!]

Good luck!

[short_n_sweet]

Stink? Gross.

Well I guess all those things are cool. I have... this!

[He holds out his sword - a rather classic blade that looked more like it ought to be hanging over a hearth somewhere.] And I lead a team myself! They have much, much cooler things than I do.

[stopitshirotime]

You form a superhero team?

[yesterdays_hero]

Penny!

[He's happy to see her.]

You're looking better.

[As in she's Not Dead and all.]

[yesterdays_hero]

That's right, little Chinese man! Just as soon as I get settled in and see who I've got for potential recruits.

[yesterdays_hero]

[Hammer appraises the sword. Seems pointy enough!]

What does it do?

[After all that talk of super powers, it's gotta do something, right?]

...Wait a minute. If your team can do cooler things than you, then why are you the leader?

[stopitshirotime]

...I am Japanese.

[But he'll let it slide.]

I am Hiro Nakamura. I control time and space!

[froyofortwo]

Oh. [Right, with the whole dead thing.]

Yeah, I guess that got fixed recently. Funny how that works, right?

[yesterdays_hero]

[Same thing, right? No.]

That's an interesting power. And what do you do with it?

[yesterdays_hero]

Not to me.

[He smiles that cheesy smile, taking her hands in his.]

Don't suppose I could interest you in a walk around the park for old time's sake?

[stopitshirotime]

I am a superhero! I stop bad guys. I saved the world many times before!

[From a nuclear explosion, from a virus that would kill everyone from superpowers, from the world exploding because too many people got superpowers in the future, from a madman that gets stronger around superpowered people and wants to kill people that don't have superpowers... Hiro's been busy.]

[yesterdays_hero]

[But he's so...nerdy. He definitely goes against the common heroic type in Hammer's world. But then again, very few heroes in Hammer's world have actual powers.]

Good! Glad to hear it. I would have had to smash your face in if you were using that power for evil.

[He laughs. Because it's funny!]

[froyofortwo]

[Oh, you big cheesy lug. She does smile--this is her hero after all!]

Why not? I have all the time in the world...

[stopitshirotime]

[Nerdy? Understatement of the century. Hiro puts his arms up and shakes his head.]

No! I would never do that. It is not part of The Hero's Code.

[yesterdays_hero]

[He offers her his arm. Contrary to popular belief, he DOES have his charming moments. He just also has his dickhead moments.]

Tell me what you've been up to. Saving more bums?

[yesterdays_hero]

Damn right it's not. Glad I can relax on that account!

[Having this guy on the team might actually be useful. It would make the team more "diverse", and those powers would definitely be useful.]

Say, you looking for a place to exercise those heroic muscles?

[froyofortwo]

[And she takes it easily. She's seen both sides--the charmer and the dickhead. He's a familiar face and a friend.]

Ahah, you know me. Always wanting to lend a helping hand... [She smiles softly.] I've had ample time to catch up on my laundry too.

What about you, Mr. Gamebound?

[stopitshirotime]

[Hiro shakes his head excitedly. He's always up for heroing.]

[yesterdays_hero]

That's just like you.

[Have a nose beep.]

Oh, well, you know. My mun's stuck me here and there, but it's hard to find a place that fits. There's always some insecure joker that wants to take potshots for no reason.

But hey, this Deadpool guy is going to be there, and if things go well like before, I might be his boss again.