The 'post credits' of the last agents of shield

[prefersmanreaction]

...I'll admit it's not my best work.

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[busdriver]

Your work?

[Did you just confess? Because it sounded like a confession, and believe me Topher, she's staring you down like it was.]

[verybritish]

I realize we've had our "sabotage Rossum from within" alternate universe established for the better part of two years, but public bragging is quite possibly the lowest form of sabotage you've yet conceived. Your professionalism never ceases to astound.

YESSSSS OMG mun actually got called from the bottom floor because I squealed so loud.

[incrediblebanner]

Don't flatter yourself.

[prefersmanreaction]

[ Taking pride in ones work isn't confessing. Well..mostly] Some of my work. Well technically part of it. It's a bit of a tangled mess of responsibly in this case.

rustier than an antlantean spade under a pile of corroded batteries

[scars]

Careful. You're veering close to the territory of humility.

This was a thing I said I would make, and never use. I failed that.

[actives]

What wasn't?

Zebras man. Zebras

[prefersmanreaction]

How on earth is saying 'it's not my best' flattering myself Saunders. That's actually having a rare moment of restrained modesty for me. And you're ruining that..

[ it's the face. The lack of a scar is a touch bothering though.]

I feel that bro

[prefersmanreaction]

God forbid. I'm not saying it was a five minute quicke but I think was a unique case. So I can be allowed to be a little subpar Saunders and I'm simply for ounce being the bigger man and admitting it.

.

[prefersmanreaction]

I....


Crap.

poor zebras. :3

[incrediblebanner]

Dr. Banner.

[If it helps, the lack of any scars bothers her, too.]

you jags just had to come back and be awesome over everything didn't you oh it's pink btw

[scars]

[ let's all equate imprinting to fucking in a closet that's great all aboard ]

Now you sound like you.

threadjacking to enjoy your spectacular failure. A+

[verybritish]

You'll have to excuse Mr. Brink. He's not the most socially adept creature, even at the best of times.

[verybritish]

[DeWitt here can spot the difference between Echo, Caroline and Faith Lehane at about fifty yards.

Claire and Bryce are fucking easy to tell apart, okay. How is no one else seeing this?]

[actives]

...

The bathroom is that way.

XD come on that line asked for this.

[actives]

So I'm seeing.

it really did.

[verybritish]

I'd be more than happy to provide satisfactory answers to the questions that seem to overwhelm him.

we've both missed you terribly, pink. <3

[verybritish]

He's taking credit. Humility would necessitate admitting the contribution of a number of other parties.

[She's unwittingly done that thing again where she directs a comment at Claire before fully appreciating who it is she's speaking to. There's no double-take this time, but the acknowledgement's an afterthought and sounds almost welcoming,]

Dr. Saunders.

i missed you both something rotten too ♥

[scars]

Miss Dewitt.

[ the whole band'll be back together and this rate. do you mind holding the line while she dredges some sedimenthusiasm out of give a fuck bay? ]

Not taking credit from you, I hope.

( ooc / also i totally have not watched like the last five episodes of shield heads up don't care saw you guys and kind of freaked out but like in a cool way obviously )

[verybritish]

[Behold, the expertly forced smile typically reserved for clients. No lack of sincerity in the statement that follows, however.]

I'm not fool enough to want credit, in this instance.

( ooc: it's cool, we're not really spoiling for shield here, we're just letting our imaginatioms run wild over a leading dollhouse reference. there is totally room for you aboard this canoe. )

[busdriver]

So untangle it.

[She'll give him about five seconds to explain. If he won't, she'll progress into interrogation mode.]

[prefersmanreaction]

[ How is it Tophers luck he always manages to find the scary, scary ladies?]

I supplied the mind. The very, fantastic wonderful mind. I might add.

Someone else did the body. Clearly.

[prefersmanreaction]

Not even what I meant. Not even a little bit.

[prefersmanreaction]

Ah.

[ This has happened before.]

[prefersmanreaction]

And suddenly everything is normalize once again.

[prefersmanreaction]

Ah.

Totally not my fault.

Well. Mostly but come on. Good work is good work.

[busdriver]

It's his body. [She can't be sure about that, but the scars—entry and exit wounds—are pretty strong evidence.

The explanation raises more questions than it answers. Good thing the scary lady's calm is hard to damage.]

[verybritish]

As I understand it, most of the work was already done. He is, or was, a fully-formed individual.

[How would Topher put it?]

You barely wove his tapestry at all.