He's just so pretty...

[mywillisthine]

Mistress mine,

While I appreciate being in a place that isn't a cage where I would be taunted by my enemies, I think I would rather that prison to this one. Why? Because Alice knew where to find me there and I should think she'd have a hard time finding me in this place. Where ever it is.

So, unless you will assist me in reuniting with my Alice...please put me back where you found me. I know I can not wish anything for myself so call it a sincerely polite request.

Comments

[heartlessknave]

That's the thing, I don't think there's anything we can do. We're screwed, mate.

[mywillisthine]

That's quite the...interesting choice of words considering things, Knave.

[heartlessknave]

Oi, you know what I meant!

I'm talking about the kind of screwed where you find yourself trapped in a terrible place you never wanted to be with bloody pirates and the Muffin Man after you.

... Well, the pirate's all right but it's the other bloody stuff.

[mywillisthine]

You would have every unreputable character in Wonderland after you. What were you doing in Drury Lane that got th Muffin Man on your tail?

Only you would approve of the pirate.

[heartlessknave]

Yeah, that was not one of my better moments, I can tell you that. I was running an errand for the Caterpiller, you know, and I thought I'd take a bit of a detour and then people start coming after me, you know how it is.

Best damn muffin I ever tasted, though.

[mywillisthine]

[rubs the bridge of his nose]

You stole a muffin from the Muffin Man?! I have lived countless lifetimes and even I know how stupid that is.

No wonder you spend you time with pirates now. You live dangerously, Knave of Hearts.