New muse is not amused. Canon is God of Destruction

[god_of_destruction]

You want to WHAT?! No! I don't care if you think it will be amusing. That's just sick.

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[yoroshiku]

Want to what?

[god_of_destruction]

Ugh I don't even want to say it. He wasn't to throw me into a meme where I almost lose my virginity until I have to tell the girl that I can't.

[yoroshiku]

.... [ Thinks on that a moment. ]

Why don't you just tell her you don't wanna do it?

[god_of_destruction]

Well yeah but then comes the explanation of WHY I can't do it.

[yoroshiku]

..... That bad, huh? I don't envy you!

[god_of_destruction]

Yeah. It's not a very fun thing to explain you can't have sex because it means the god sealed inside you will take over.

[yoroshiku]

[ ........................ SPITS ]

[yoroshiku]

WHAAAAAT!?

[god_of_destruction]

Yeah that's my life now.

[He just assumed the shock was from the situation itself and not anything to do with the person he was talking to.]

[yoroshiku]

THAT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM ANYTHING I WAS EXPECTING!

[god_of_destruction]

What were you expecting?

[yoroshiku]

.... Not that!

A GOD is inside you!?

[god_of_destruction]

Yeah I guess. I was kind of made to be a god from my birth.

[yoroshiku]

And the only thing stopping it is you not having sex?

[god_of_destruction]

Right.

[yoroshiku]

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I really don't envy you!

[god_of_destruction]

Thanks. Really.

[yoroshiku]

[ Welp. ]

Look, I mean, can't you just opt out?

[god_of_destruction]

Of sex you mean?

[yoroshiku]

Yeah. Obviously you can't really opt out of the God thing.

[god_of_destruction]

Of course, I have to. It'll just make things like relationships harder.

[yoroshiku]

Of course it will! But I mean, why does the God only appear when you have sex?! That's the ultimate cock block!

[god_of_destruction]

Well...I don't know why sex is involved in all this but it has to do with violence and negative emotions.

[yoroshiku]

..... Well, that'd do it~