dear_mun | Mun's just reached the half way point in the series

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!

[Oh God, watch out Waver, he's going to hug you.]

It brings me great joy to see you!! Though I don't see why you are still so unwilling to play video games with me...they're fun!! You must always strive to experience new things!!

[Good grief, why must you always do that to him? It really blows to be as puny as he is when his servant is more or less three times his size,]

[asdfgh-!!]

Rider!

Put me down! I told you before those games are the lowest form of entertainment to someone like me! And you shouldn't be wasting your time on those either...we've got more important things to be worrying about right now.

The Holy Grail, remember?!

Edited 2013-11-19 08:13 (UTC)

Conquerors do not forget their goals!! Not ever! I am still your Servant, and will fulfill my promise to obtain the Holy Grail for you!

However, a King also knows the importance of down time. You cannot push constantly, or your soldiers will not love and revere you.

[He learned this lesson partially the hard way; he started out having parties and drinking heavily after each conquest - but then his greed and ambition set in. After his later conquests, he only pushed farther. And thus...his kingdom was split into pieces.]

Besides, it's FUN!!

You know what fun is, don't you boy??

[Sometimes Rider thinks he doesn't.]

Evidently, your idea of fun majorly differs to mine.

[Could be much worse though, considering some of those other master's ideas of fun. Caster's master for example and we all saw how well Waver responded to that.]

You're never going to get me to sit down and play that dumb game with you.

I'm beginning to regret even taking you down to the entertainment district now.

That was already clear before, boy. Haven't you been paying attention at all??

[He laughs, trying to show he bears no ill will over their differences in choice of entertainment.]

NEVER REGRET!!! NOT ANYTHING!!!

You must never, ever regret any action you take, boy! You may feel sorrow, but never regret! The actions you make now are what set your future in proper motion! Everything you do, down to the air you breath and the bugs you squash, is part of the grand scheme of your future!

[Waver says nothing, he only mumbles in a half-hearted agreement over his servant's words It still feels extremely silly to be excited over these kind of things.]

I just wish my mundane actually had some sort of plan on what to do with me, So far she's thrown me into a musebox of hers and I somehow wound up with Lancer as my partner instead of you.

LANCER??

What business does Lancer have being your Servant??

[He pouts, partly jealous and partly nervous because that leaves Kayneth open as a Master...Rider doesn't want that.]

Calm down will you?!

It was an alternate universe thing, If you must know Kayneth wound up with Berserker as his servant...I'm not entirely sure who must have wound up with you.

'Wound up' with me, eh??

[Still pouting. He's a good Servant, dammit! He doesn't just 'wind up' with people.]

Better than fighting strange monsters every night at a hotel, I suppose...............

Wait - that's where you are?

I thought a place like that would make you happy? You'd get to fight all the time...

[Please don't pout Rider, you're supposed to be a king. Waver's the spoilt whiny brat here remember?]

My mundane hasn't really planned for me to go anywhere. It's a nightmare with her to be honest. And I'm like the third other magic user in her head too! Maybe fourth! [That dragon-girl's not too adept with magic, infact she's a major fail.]

Yes, the fighting is fine, wonderful in fact!! It's losing the comrades constantly, left and right to this mysterious 'master' who refuses to show his face.

In the night, people die. And yet when dawn finally arrives, they are reborn again. It is strange, unnatural. It is not like the Grail summonings. Such power is meant only for the gods.

....besides........Caster and his Master are there as well.

C-Caster?!

[Oh cripes.]

Can't you just leave?!

[Oh man, does this mean that Rider might have possibly--?]

You shouldn't have to be in a place like that.

[Rider reaches down and moves to flick Waver in the head, as he's done so many times.]

If I could, don't you think I would have by now, boy??

He does not recall the incident with Saber at the river. Clearly the same force that summoned me from our world summoned Caster from another point in time from our world.

He seeks to create a new church in this place, with his Master as the leader...

...You're not going to let him are you?

OF COURSE NOT!!

I told Caster upon first seeing him, that I would not allow his crimes to repeat in the hotel! That I would face him with all my strength, and I would defeat him again!

A Rider does not abide a Caster's existence!

[He nods.]

Still, Even if I was there there wouldn't really be much I could do to help you anyway...

Maybe it's better that you're there without me.

There is a 'Waver Velvet' on the resident list...but no one has seen him. I understand that a name may only appear on the resident list once - but should this other boy be crossed off...

[Rider reaches out and claps his master hard on the back.]

I would be too honored to have you there, boy!

What good can a servant do without his master? If you were there, I would be stronger! Think of it! We could stay up long nights and strategize.

Aaaand there are plenty beautiful women there you might enjoy!

B-Beautiful women!?

[Rider, this is Waver we're talking about remember? He doesn't exactly respond to women well unless they're his fake grandma or something.]

A-Aren't they more into guys like you?

[Rider can fix that! ...of course in the hotel he's only slept with one man thus far but still! C'mon Waver~! Take some relationship advice from a man who had three wives!!]

If it's one thing I've come to know about women, it's that each one enjoys something different! Some women like men like me, big and strong conquerors. Other women prefer intelligent, soft-spoken men like you...though admittedly, I'm not sure why.

[Rider!! Way to do the pep-talk thing!!]

Still! you would enjoy it!!

I doubt it.

Ugggggh! Stop being so damn negative!!

Come on, boy!! Live a little!!

Besides! How am I to be at full strength without my Master!? We are not whole without each other, you know that as well as I!!

Fine!

I suppose I can talk to one girl... and ONLY one girl.

[Urgh, this is going to end in a huge mess isn't it? Does Rider even know his type? Does Waver even have a type?]

But don't expect anything to come out of this, I'm only going to do this to shut you up.

Excellent!! I know just the woman to help loosen you up, boy!

[Panty Anarchy. That lust-obsessed Angel would loosen even the tightest man's jaw!]

I have a feeling you'll be growing rather attached to such activities, boy! Go in with an open mind, you'll have fun!!

A woman?! C'mon Rider, can't I have some one my age at least?

...She needs to match my speed afterall. Someone I might actually have something in common with might be a little nice.

[Rider leans down and roughly elbows Waver.]

Seeee? You like the idea better already!! I knew you couldn't possibly be so tight as to dislike the embrace of a woman!

I-It's not like that at all!

[Quit teasing your master dammit!]

I mean, it'll be awkward for both of us...I-I'm not good with people as it is. So wouldn't it make more sense to meet someone who has the same interests as I do?

OF COURSE, BOY!!

That's how people court!! You find someone you like, discover their interests, find similarities and build from there!!

[Dating advice brought to you by your friendly neighborhood king of conquerors. This advice has not been tested by said king.]

[This is going to end horribly isn't it?]

Let's get this over with quickly then...

As I said boy, there is already a 'Waver Velvet' in the hotel. But, since they haven't been seen in some time, it probably won't be long until his name is crossed off the list, and you can join!

And besides this little idea of ours, I could use your help against Caster!

Yeah, there's just one problem with that.

My mun.

She's not so great with applications, Even if she did want to send me into that crazy hotel with you she'd freak out way too much and make a mess of things, Making it very hard for me to come and join you there.

...maybe if she was a competent roleplayer in the first place.

She seems to have you wrangled rather masterfully!

[Rider's laugh is loud and booming.]

The application for this place was not so bad. But I understand, boy. I confess myself disappointed though - you seem a fine Master among the many other versions of yourself I have encountered!

It's more than that Rider...

Being in a game is no problem, But trying to write up anything cohereant any moderator would allow her into a game with? Well think again.

And on top of that there's apparently another reason she wouldn't want to head over to that game. Apparently something happened between a player there and herself in another game and she doesn't really want to be in a game where those bad vibes between herself and that person might crop up again.

...

Y-You really think she's mastered my voice down that well?

Ahh, that is indeed understandable. Unfortunate, but still. But yes! I believe she has your particular voice, which gives the air of pride, intelligence and occasional whining, rather mastered!

[It's a compliment, really it is!!]

...Rider, look what you did!

You've set her off now! She's completely overwhelmed by those comments you just made.

[Well - it's just that I thought I wasn't doing that well with your voice Waver ;-; Let me have this one please?]

I swear to buggery, you two are completely made for each other. [Says the kid who welled up with tears when Rider asked him to be his retainer.]

[Iskandar chuckled and scratched his red beard thoughtfully and with pride.]

Naturally. Women are easily wooed by the words of great conquerors like myself. Besides, how could I not give praise where it is due?

I have always praised and held true to my comrades and friends, as I will always hold true to you!

[Rider claps Waver on the back.]

Why else would I offer to make you my vassal and retainer? It is not a position I offer to everyone!

Mun's just reached the half way point in the series

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Sorry for the wait, I've been super ill/tired these past few days.

It's okay!! Hope you're feeling better now!

Much better ^-^

That's good! :)

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