WELP,

[nobirds]

 Oh. It's you.

You've decided to finally let me out. I see how it is. You must be getting bored. But I digress.

Turning me loose on a planet full of insane robot murderers. I can't see how much different this is from what normally goes on.

Oh wait.

It's not.

Why am I not surprised.

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[littlecrowgirl]

Wow, you're almost as pessimistic as Mr. Edgeworth.


Keep that up and you'll be voted off the island in no time.


[What island.]

oh boy i asked for it didn't i

[nobirds]

Almost.




Well. Then I'm glad I'm not going to an island.

WHOOPS

[littlecrowgirl]

That's right. He's pretty stiff competition, let me tell you. He's got worry lines on his face and everything.

[A head tilt.]

It's kind of an island. A planet-sized island. You know...in space.

[nobirds]

What a shame. A pitfall of the human race; their adaptability tends to get the better of them.

A planet sized....island.

It has it's own gravitational field.

It's a planet.

[littlecrowgirl]

Yeah! Like...pretend space is an ocean.

That makes all the planets islands. It totally makes sense if you think about it. That's why they're called spaceships and not like...


Space Trains.

[nobirds]

Pretend.





Did you hear that?

It was the sound I would've made if I had physical brain cells. And I lost one.

Lucky for you, I don't need them. Unlucky for you, you do. And seem to have lost a few already. You should get it looked at before you lose any more.

[littlecrowgirl]

Wow. Someone needs a one way trip to Imagination Land or something.

Oh wait, you'd get lost in Space Ocean.

[nobirds]

You can't get science done in 'Imagination Land'.

So no. I don't. And I won't.

Because I don't.

My 'imagination' is just fine. In fact, I'll imagine all the things I'm going to get to do on this new planet. Like test.

It's a rather entertaining image.

[littlecrowgirl]

Well if your imagination can't even get science done then I'm not sure how good it's working.

..


Test for what?

[nobirds]

Actual science.

Not pretendy-fun-time science.

Anything I please. I have protocols that need to be filled.

[littlecrowgirl]

Uh, excuse me, I know the difference.

I made a potato battery!