proximabeta

[tophat]

Well, that was a fun week, wasn't it?

[ haha, no. he hates Everything. ]

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[tsukitachi]

Having fun without me? [ how come when they say 'fun', it's not usually fun? ]

You're not well suited for a place like that, you know.

[tophat]

So much fun I almost went and forgot all about you, Tsukitachi. [ indeed, it's never really fun when they say it is. strange coincidence, that. ]

Enough so that I'm probably willing to overlook that remark.

[tsukitachi]

Don't be cruel! You wouldn't forget me.

So, are you going to tell me what happened?

how does this asshole have friends: the novel, the game, the movie-- by me

[tophat]

[ hmm. if he says outright no, then maybe he'll be too obvious about things. ]

Why the curiosity?

don't worry, tsukitachi isn't friends with him for the kittens and warm fuzzy feelings

[tsukitachi]

[ the absence of answer is telling, but after all these years? what's a little spilled milk. ]

Why not? For it to ruffle your feathers, it's got to be interesting.

he's into that intense tsun tsun >8T stuff i bet

[tophat]

So it's gossip you want.

[ okay, fair enough-- he knows it's already clear that he's anything but pleased regarding certain developments, but. hirato tends to be surpisingly difficult about both this and that when in a genuinely bad mood. ]

it miiiight be fun for him. c:

[tsukitachi]

[ how mean hirato is to think of him like that. it's not surprising to tsukitachi how difficult he is in a bad mood, though. but honestly, when was the last time he gossiped about hirato? they're always the ones to get gossiped about.]

Come on, I won't tell anyone. You don't think I'm concerned about you like a good friend?

>;) shakes dat tsun booty

[tophat]

[ he's terribly prone to saying harsh things. sure, sometimes it's a deliberate thing, but in the end it's still a problem he's never quite bothered with fixing. ]

You're not going to stop until I tell you, I see.

If you absolutely have to know, let's just say I think I may have underestimated how much they can control people. [ an unsettling thought. he doesn't want anyone to probe at his mind and control what he does and doesn't feel-- but so far there's no real way to escape it. ]

i see that tsun ass on the dirtytalk meme...

[tsukitachi]

Ah-- [ he can't help it; a small surprised noise gets past him. what an unsettling place! ]

That is bad. How creepy. [ now he really is a little concerned about his old friend in a place like that. ] Will you be okay?

the best course of action is to claim the precious booty tbh

[tophat]

[ it's extremely creepy!! ]

I'd expect you to be a bit more optimistic than that. [ but tsukitachi's reaction isn't unwarranted, of course. it's a dangerous power to be up against.

if nothing else, the snark is a pretty good indicator of his pride being the only wounded part here. ]

i mean, it pretty much has to happen. how could it not?

[tsukitachi]

Good point! [ he can read between the lines well enough. they're always in dangerous situations anyway, aren't they? ]

They must have realized it was the only way to get you to unwind...

[ so he doesn't feel bad going right back to teasing. ]

damn straight. it's Destiny.

[tophat]

[ true that. when are they not in dangerous situations? ]

Is that a jab I hear, Tsukitachi?