[Homeless]

[amebeastie]

Listen...I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm flattered. But no.

I mean come on, you couldn't even dig up more then seven decent icons? And with me looking as pretty as I do? It's an insult.

So just show me the exit and I'll be on my way. And make it snappy before Tempest helps herself to my plushies.

Comments

[ex_shadowstep567]

What happened to your face?

[amebeastie]

Rude.

Just because you're a sexy furry beastie doesn't mean you can be so blunt. I am a lady after all.

[ex_shadowstep567]

[Did she just call him sexy? He cants his head and looks down ar himself. All lion, to her humanoid. He won't complain.]

Rrgh. I meant are they stripes or scars?

[amebeastie]

Scars since you're so curious.

But I'm still cute with them aren't I? I mean I'm a little punk rock but a girl likes to know she's more then one kind of attractive.

[notbloodylikely]

I'd say it's downright criminal, not just insulting!

[amebeastie]

See? This guy gets it! Now if only Munny will listen

[notbloodylikely]

I'm a very understanding guy, sweetpea. [Get it, because she's green.] And if it's any consolation, I'll sit here and listen to your dulcet tones all night.

[amebeastie]

Ooo~ Even better.

The names Beastgrrl. And what's your name handsome?

[notbloodylikely]

Ooohoo... Now that's a name a guy can purr. I, am Feda Gandamak. [Fist to his chest, he gives her a bow.] Professional adventurer, tall dark handsome stranger and, by the way, animal lover.

[amebeastie]

Not yet maybe but give it time and buy me a couple of drinks and you might be.

So what's the skinny Mak? How do I get tall dark and omnipresent to leave me alone?

[notbloodylikely]

Aye-aye, ma'am! Time and drinks. [He even salutes.]

Anyway, beats me. I've never tried. I like a breezy life as is, why not one where I can blow anywhere? Fun adventures, few rules, beautiful women- present company an excellent example... What's not to like?

[amebeastie]

Hmmm...well you've got an excellent point here. With his proposal (And yours) I can't imagine I'd get bored easily.

But it's still kind of lame I can't bring my gal pals. They may be catty bitches but they're MY catty bitches.

[notbloodylikely]

Yeah, that is the major failing of the whole arrangement. Ain't so easy as giving your buddies a call around here... But hey, it's hard to be lonely when you got a multiverse to meet.

[amebeastie]

Heh, are you always such an optimist?

[notbloodylikely]

My favourite colour is cloud lining silver, honey. Although you're making a strong case for green just standing there.

[amebeastie]

Well that's just because you have good taste~

[Purrs and leans towards him giving a great view of how her suit hugs her body]

I've always tried to look at the dark humor in life. Sun shine and rainbows are great and all, but they're alot more fun when taken with a spoon full of lemon juice.

[notbloodylikely]

[If she's happy to show, he's happy to look. And is not shy about letting her know. His red eyes flash with a little light as they go up and down.]

You're talking to a guy whose number one accessory is skulls, sweetpea. [He takes the time to open his coat a little more to show the belt of wooden skulls, and incidentally, his abs. Since he refuses to wear shirts unless he is paid.] You won't find any arguments about liking your coffee black from me, I just add a little sugar.

[amebeastie]

Mmmhmm?

[Now she slinks over, sultry as a snake...actually her lower body is melting together now, legs elongating and dragging behind her, slithering as her lower body becomes a naga's tail and she curls around him slowly.]

So, got any of that sugar left to share?

[notbloodylikely]

[Feda is well aware most dudes might find that weird. He thinks it's incredibly hot. And the way his smile kicks into overdrive makes it obvious.]

I think I got a cup to spare... [Hope she doesn't mind him catching her chin with a finger, to guide her on over to be a hair's breadth away from a kiss.] Or two... or three.

[amebeastie]

[She doesn't mind, in fact he can feel just how much she doesn't mind as the coils tighten around his legs, and her green cheeks darken with blush. Her eyes flutter closed and she closes the distance taking that first kiss and savoring it like the hungry animal she is]

[notbloodylikely]

[He had a feeling today would be a good day. Looping an arm around her waist, he matches her for hunger. He's keeping his balance okay for a guy with his legs strapped together and is clearly pretty happy for the experience, since he's chuckling in this throat. His voice is a bit deep normally, but his laugh is much, much lower, a rumbling vibration felt as much as heard.]

[amebeastie]

[She lets the kiss linger, and nips at his lips with her fangs before breaking it]

Mmmhmm~ If it's like this all the time, maybe this place isn't so bad after all.

[notbloodylikely]

[He gives her a little growl of enjoyment when her fangs meet his lips, as well a bit of a squeeze from his arm.]

Can't guarantee it all the time, but any time you're with me? Consider it a given.

[Feeling a little bestial himself, he nuzzles against the corner of her jaw, just for fun.]

[amebeastie]

[Another purr and she tilts her head back offering up her neck and cooing]

Well with an offer like that, how can a girl refuse?

[notbloodylikely]

[Well, if it's offered... Might as well stick with today's theme and give that neck a nice nip, not too hard but nevertheless still soothed with a small lick.]

Mmm... I try to be welcoming... [Yeah, he finds he can't leave her neck alone for two seconds. It's getting peppered with kisses and little love bites, so his next words are between those.] But, I, still, owe, you, a, couple, drinks.

[amebeastie]

[A groan. A moan. A growl and purr. Claws curling around to pinch at his back as she settles her grip]

Plenty of time for that.

[notbloodylikely]

Oh, is that a promise?

[He can very much get behind the idea of plenty of time with her. And speaking of getting behind, his hand on her waist moves down that crucial last bit to give her a little squeeze on the rear, without every breaking his streak of paying attention to her neck, adding in a few licks for good measure.]

[amebeastie]

[Despite being a muscular snake creature, she's still retaining a bubble butt, perfect for squeezing. Her coils inch up his body even higher.]

It could be~

[notbloodylikely]

[He makes a pure, simple noise of distinct arousal when he gets his hand on that lovely bubble butt. 'Unf' might be the best way to put it. In the age old question of 'ass or tits', Feda is an ass man... But he still loves tits, which is good with hers pressed to his bare chest.]

Honey... You tell me how to make that 'could be' into 'definitely' and will do it...

[His fingers are flexing into her rear, kissing and sucking at her neck again.]

[amebeastie]

Mmm ooo~ You just keep that sugar coming baby and it's a sure thing.

Mama needs some good feelings tonight!

[Slithering off into the shadows with her latest prey. Beastgirl is never one to turn down such a skilled and barechested conquest <3]