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[egocentrism]

While I'm grateful you're not sticking me on the Other Side with Quetsiyah or Tessa or Madonna or whatever she's calling herself these days making moon eyes at me, I badly want to have better things to do.

First thing's first: take out my revenge on Stefan. It wasn't his place. I was going to die anyway. Interrupting is rude. And thanks to him, Bonnie is playing anchor. Bothering her could be fun. Taunting her about her hunter boyfriend and her doomed cancer patient life. It's like cancer right? Pain upon pain. Think Advil will help with that? No, wait. I don't... care.

Which brings me back to my original point. I'm flattered, really. Who wouldn't want to pick me up. But, I don't appreciate your stripping my powers in the process. I liked them.

Yeah. I know there wasn't a second thing. Fine. Here's a second thing. You're going to pay. And so will everyone there. Stefan and Damon and Elena and whoever else is hanging around there. Just remember, you did that.

You.

Not me.

Maybe a little me. [ It would be you doing it, Silas. ] And, now I'm bored. On second thought leave me there to die. At least a good verbal spar now and then with the ex can be broken up with As Mystic Falls Turns.

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[coy]

I thought you were dead.

[egocentrism]

And I thought you were playing the part of the normal college girl. Well, that, and playing driver to Katherine, Thanks, by the way, for helping get all the doppelgangers in one room. I'm a little hurt I wasn't invited.

[coy]

No one wants to invite an asshole who wears other people's faces to their party.

[egocentrism]

Funny, what you call a party, I call ruining all my carefully laid out plans.

[coy]

Yeah, well, that sounds like a good time to me. And I know a good party when I see one.

[egocentrism]

God, being your head was something. I just did not care about anything remotely prom related. Now, Tyler, he was an interesting subject. Weird I didn't use him at some point. Then again, maybe he wasn't at prom. [ YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. ]

Go back to college.

[alittlebitcool]

You do realize that while you're powerless, I'm not, so you better have a good reason why I shouldn't just kill you on sight.

[egocentrism]

You get a few memories back and you become a stick-in-the-mud again. My ex really did a number on you.

[alittlebitcool]

Yeah, well, this stick in the mud would be happy to put another knife in your heart if it's what you really want. Another year on my debt isn't going make me lose any sleep.

[egocentrism]

Were you always this violent? And you could say, now we're even. I stabbed you, you stabbed me. Let bygones be bygones. [ Until he can do something about it. ]

[alittlebitcool]

If only I thought that's what you actually wanted.

[egocentrism]

Maybe it is. Maybe I'm done. Maybe I've turned over a new leaf.

[outliver]

Oh stop it, you.

Stay dead already.

[egocentrism]

I could say the same thing about you. Shouldn't you be dead? Bummer about the aging thing.

[outliver]

Yeah, I'm working about that.

Too bad we can't say the same thing about poor dead Silas.

[egocentrism]

What are you saying? Good riddance? The world's a better place without him? A safer place? Cliched.

[outliver]

You're dead, and nobody gives a damn.

[egocentrism]

Including me. Because I'm dead! Funny how that worked out. You won't be far behind, Katherine. Then we can spend time together on the Other Side. Are you as excited as I am?

[negotiates]

Didn't the Mystic Falls crew deal with you?

[egocentrism]

Elijah Mikaelson. They did what they could with me. Then Bonnie Bennett died and all bets were off. But, you didn't know that because the hunter kept it a secret all summer. Oh, and I locked Stefan in a safe and dropped it to the bottom of a lake.

[negotiates]

Sounds like you had a busy summer. [ As opposed to Elijah, who had a very... quiet summer. ] It also sounds like Stefan should be the one seeking revenge on you. What's the end to this story?

[egocentrism]

According to Stefan, revenge. The true end? My psychotic, paranoid ex wins and has me for eternity on the Other Side. I get to watch the universe push two soul mates together all over again, one with my face. And Bonnie Bennett has an excruciating time - probably for the rest of her life because she's the new anchor.

Thanks to whomever brought me here, everything is up in the air again.

[negotiates]

[ That's a lot to take in without context, but he gets the important part: Silas lost. He's dead on the Other Side, which is good news as far as Elijah is concerned. ]

So it has come to an end. Good. Fortunately the damage you can do here is quite limited.

[egocentrism]

[ He didn't ask you.

Also, he's Silas, he doesn't need to give context. If you need it, he will talk to you like you're a five year old. Considering you're "Original." ]

In more ways than one. Never underestimate the damage I can do.

[judgy]

Touch any of them and I kill you.