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[ancientchaosbringer]

Your decision to bring me here is beyond foolish, fleshling. I would consider it an insult of you were even the slightest bit worth my time. You are fortunate that all you have brought here is this small and worthless shell.

[Ahhhaha, even the mighty Unicron falls to the will of a simple mundane. How absolutely tragic.]

Silence fool, you gave up your right to speak long ago.

As for you, Parasite of my Body, I will not tolerate any games you wish to put me through. Such things are below me, as all things are. How could you hope to play the very essence of chaos itself? No matter, you will die soon enough and I will be rid of you.

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Well, well.


This place just got a whole lot uglier.

[ancientchaosbringer]

[Well, if it isn't the one who likes explosions.

You should go ahead and blow him up, I know he enjoys that.]

Who are you to talk to me in such a way, servant of Primus?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Tempting, it really is.]

Thought you gods knew everythin'. Or are you not all you're cracked up to be?

'mpressive upgrade, Megatron. Warlord just didn't cut it for ya?

[ancientchaosbringer]

[I like to reach for the stars, Wheeljack.]

Megatron is no more, servant of Primus.

You speak as if your life means little to you. Then again, I can do so much worse than kill you.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Go big or don't go at all. He could admire that if it didn't involve...you know, killing his friends.]

That's what I thought too, but looks like you're the one sportin' his ugly mug.


Just know a threat when I see one. And I don't.

[Wheeljack no.]

Prime locked ya away once, right?

[ancientchaosbringer]

[You really can't go bigger than Unicron. He's an entire frikken planet.]

You would not dare to say such a thing to me if there were no limitations to this place.

[The ground rumbles ominously as Unicron tenses, as if about to strike.]

Chaos can only be contained for so long.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Wouldn't bet on that. I'm pretty hard-headed.

[It's true, he is. Called Megatron up on first name basis and everything. Destroyed a mine to prove a point.]

Heh, yeah yeah...so can it's opposite right? Order or whatever.

[spacetimeprime]

[NOPE.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEITY NOPE MCSUPERSIZENOPE

if Vector was a cat he would be fluffed up and HISSING like none other. instead he'll just. no his wings aren't fluffed up what are you talking about]

You will find yourself surprised at their power, Chaosbringer.

[ancientchaosbringer]

[Your reputation proceeds you, Unicron.]

I am surprised of nothing, Minion of Primus.

[Vector probably towers over Unicron's current body, but the God of Chaos doesn't seem too bothered by this.]

It has been long since I last came in contact with a Prime.

[spacetimeprime]

[actually, not by that much if at all. when you have to deal with the most recent generation for a long period of time, then you end up scaling yourself down a bit to deal with them on a more...professional manner.

to be fair, that was a couple dimensions over. a whole cluster, even.

still, regardless of size, Vector is /not/ by any means underestimating any manifestation of Unicron.]

There will always be one to stand in your way.

[ancientchaosbringer]

So you say.

In the end, however, chaos will always reign supreme.

[ It is nice to know that ALL Primes are so self-righteous. I will always prefer my own though.]

I could end you now, if not for the laws that govern this place. Consider yourself more fortunate than you have any right to be.

[spacetimeprime]

[self-righteous he may be, but he's no fool.]

The fact remains that there are laws here that even your power may not break. Your words are as empty as the void you so crave.

[ancientchaosbringer]

As are yours, Prime.

It would appear that all we can do in this place is talk. What a waste.

[spacetimeprime]

It is not the first time I find myself constrained by such.

[and the more time Unicron's talking with /him/, the less time he's terrorizing others...

...how, exactly, does one stall the god of Chaos through words?]

Why have you chosen to possess a body rather than create your own?

[indulge curiosity, apparently.]

[second_primespark]

I would agree it would be ill-advised at best, but the rules [That's perhaps an amused smile. Maybe. Mostly just sharp.] by which they would hear us will protect them from your true influence.

And well is that.

[ancientchaosbringer]

Primus!

[There's a moment of true shock, as Unicron had not expected the other god to be here. His eyes begin to flare with anger.]

It has been eons since we last did battle. I intend to right this travesty.

[Is that really what I sound like?]

[second_primespark]

Unicron. [Primus' tone betrays no anger, merely quiet intensity. What else is there when faced with the darkest mirror of not only himself (though perhaps he's the mirror), but the whole of creation?]

Eons, or merely a moment ago. Despite all the rest, we're quite... busy. [A joke? Who knows!]

But perhaps you would reconsider doing battle here and now considering this battleground would be meaningless.

[Not that he'd say no to giving you a proper slap in the face or anything, however.]

There's not even a single facet of creation standing to be lost here, and I cannot, unfortunately, do much about you either.

[Should you really call attention to yourself, Megatron? Hmm?]

[ancientchaosbringer]

[The worst thing that can happen is for a battle between them to lack meaning. They are two great forces, two of the greatest forces to ever exist. Nothing the two of them do is meaningless in any way.]

Very well.

[Megatron has been demoted to being the peanut gallery, so he's going to make as much use of it as he can.]

You are not the Primus I once knew, but your aura is unmistakable.

[second_primespark]

[Usually, that is indeed true. These betweens however... Such pesky things, even if they allow for a different sort of interaction.]

I adjust after each individual reality, brother, as that allows for the greatest development of the life in each... not something you're overly concerned with, though.

[Which is probably just as well. If Unicron truly completely adapted for each reality, the fight would undoubtedly be more difficult.]

[ancientchaosbringer]

[Unicron just spent the last few billion years as a planet. He's about as adapted as one can be.]

I crave the chaotic emptiness of the great void, but I need not tell you that.

[I would sacrifice several solar systems and countless civilizations to see the two of you do battle.]

[second_primespark]

Few know it better than I, yes. And you persist despite the many times my children have thwarted you.

[Even with the number of realities that have fallen to him, as well. And Megatron, no. Bad idea. You'd be dead within a few moments, probably.]

[thelastprime]

Unicron.

You underestimate the ability of these mundanes. Their strength is not something that can be physically measured, as their will becomes our will.

It is not something even you can control.

Perhaps you could...learn from them.

[Hi. Prime here.]

[ancientchaosbringer]

I have never heard such foolishness uttered by any being before.

[Optimus, I do believe there has to be a limit to your optimism. Perhaps you missed the part where he is the God of Chaos?]

Servant of Primus. How I wish to destroy you.

[Except he can't because he's forced to accept limitations. How one limits the god of chaos is anyone's guess.]

[thelastprime]

[He remains as stoic as ever, eyes never deviating from the being. While it is not Megatron in anything but appearance, he has a sliver of doubt that it may not entirely be the case.

Nevertheless, he is speaking to Unicron now, and will address him as such.]

I have no doubts, Unicron. However, I remain firm that you will find yourself unable to in this world.

It is unlike any you have previously encountered, and functions much differently.

[ancientchaosbringer]

I will be given a chance, somewhere, someday, Prime. I cannot be truly contained by this place, nor by that container you trapped me in. You only delay the inevitable.

Unlike you, I can wait eons for my revenge.

[thelastprime]

Revenge only brings more destruction, and like the chaos you claim exists forever, so will your defeat.

Primus's order and peace will always triumph over you, Unicron. As long as a Cybertronian draws life through their veins. As long as there is a living being in the universe, righteousness will exist. Your power is only as great as your greatest weakness.

You will never win.

[alphaandomegatron]

Oh dear, you do seem to have landed yourself in trouble of epic proportions, haven't you, Alternate?

[ancientchaosbringer]

[Yes, the loss of my free will and control of my body has been a fairly unfortunate one.]

What manner of creature are you? You reek of Primus, and yet...

[alphaandomegatron]

It seems to be something that happens fairly often to my namesakes.

Me? Why, I am merely a glimpse of the future.

[ancientchaosbringer]

I did not believe it was possible for your kind to be smaller and more insignificant than you already are.

[Try not to take too much offence Megatron, he's just a god after all.]

[alphaandomegatron]

Smaller, yes. Insignificant? No.

I much prefer the term efficient. Not that primitive gas guzzlers don't have their uses, of course.

[sweet_riiiiims]

...I see you chose a new look, Lord Megatron.

Very...catlike.

[ancientchaosbringer]

Megatron has long since disappeared. Only Unicron remains now.

[I'd advise you to leave this one alone Unicron. He might even be useful to you.

The last time you told me of such thing ended in treachery. I will not be fooled again.

And here I thought you were ignoring me. In any case, he is nothing more than a medic. He is hardly a threat to anyone.]

From this moment on you will be my servant. I require absolute obedience, and nothing more.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Unicron!? Oh well isn't this a delightful pickle.]

...isn't that what I was doing?

[Maybe he'll buy it.]

[ancientchaosbringer]

[There's no pickle like a delightful one. Especially if it involves the God of Chaos.]

Do not attempt to mock me, servant.

[The ground rumbles a little as Unicron's eyes flare angrily.]

You belong to me from this moment on.

[sweet_riiiiims]

[Oh ok, you do that. Knockout will try to slowly edge away from this god.]

Can't we talk about this?

[ancientchaosbringer]

There is nothing to talk about.

[Unicron slowly advances on Knockout, his eyes flaring brighter with each step.]

You are inadequate as you are.

[sweet_riiiiims]

I like to think of myself as shiny and high tech. I mean.

[He pulls out his drill.]

Would you call this inadequate?

[robotfightclub]

Go back to dead.

[ancientchaosbringer]

Gods do not die, minion of Primus.

[robotfightclub]

Okay, then go back to the thing Optimus locked your sorry aft up in. Better?

[oneeyedterror]

[Yer a weirdo, Unicron.]

The mun-things tend to be a hell of a lot more chaotic than any of us, big guy.

[ancientchaosbringer]

Watch your one, servant of Primus.

[Why are all these creatures so insistent on mocking him?]

[oneeyedterror]

Why would I do that? I'm just telling you the truth here.

[Also what, Whirl is about as religious as a rock, don't call him an anything of Primus.

And Whirl mocks everyone]

[transformare]

...Meh. When you've seen one god of chaos, you've seen em' all.

[shiina]

OH MY GOD! YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE ROBOTS PEOPLE IN JAPAN USE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM EVIL.

I want a ride! I bet you have a really cute pilot.