Deb's not happy about possible plans to return to Somarium...

[fuckinga]

You have got to be fucking kidding me. No way. No. Fucking. Way.

[Calm down, Deb...]

Calm down? Don't you fucking tell me to calm down! You're not the one who has to go back to that place. And Dex isn't even there any more! Unless you've forgotten I didn't exactly make many fucking friends around there. You're not going to back down on this are you?

[Nope]

Fuck you.

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[secretlabtech]

Calm down? They don't know you very well, do they?

[fuckinga]

She claims to know me pretty fucking well actually but you're right. If she's sending me to that place again she doesn't have a fucking clue.

[She folds her arms across her chest, shouting out slightly, clearly addressing her mun]

You fucking hear that? Pay attention!

[No need to shout, Deb...]

[secretlabtech]

There's only one possible explanation: they have a death wish. Or maybe just the desire to get thumped in the arm until it goes dead. Maybe both.

Do you have a plan, other than shouting really loud until they give up?

[fuckinga]

They do have a death wish I'm sure of it. I'll come up with something but she's more fucking stubborn than anyone I've ever fucking met. But for now shouting is the only fucking plan I have.

[She gives Dexter a glare, silently saying: "You're not helping here Dex" and she takes a deep breath to keep herself from practically exploding.]

Fuck I need a beer. Or seven.

[secretlabtech]

I'd love to help, sis, but I just came from crazy space, and they didn't have beers there. Or bear claws. Or steak. I could write you an IOU.

[ This is his I'm trying to not laugh inappropriately face. ]

What's so bad about this game? Other than people hating you, I mean. You covered that.

[fuckinga]

'Crazy space'? That sounds more than a little fucked up, Dex. Where the hell did your fucking mun take you? Do I need to kick some ass? Because all you have to say the word and I will.

[If you value your life I wouldn't do that Dexter]

The game? The game's pretty fucking normal compared to other places around here. It was fucking boring that's what it was. No work and I missed Miami. After a couple of months I even fucking missed Masuka. How fucked up is that?

[secretlabtech]

I spent a few months on a ship called 'Tranquility' patching holes in people. You were there. [ Hesitation. There's always time problems during these sorts of conversations. ] And my brother. Lucky me, right?

But you haven't told me how everyone survived you being bored, Deb.

[fuckinga]

I was...? [She frowns a little at that shaking her head] Right. Sometimes I forget how fucked up this place is. You were there where I was too. Thank fuck or I really would have gone insane. Wait...did you say brother? Last time I checked Dex I was your only sibling.

[Yeah, sorry she hasn't exactly found out that 'Rudy' was your brother yet, Dex. She was so close to finding out before she was dragged here too.]

I don't know but they fucking managed it somehow. Barely. My mun dragged me out of there before I could do anything too drastic.

[secretlabtech]

[ Oh my god Deb you are so young. And Dexter goes a little paler than usual which is something considering the Miami blush. How does he get around this one?

Because he cannot possibly have enough words to explain Brian to her again. Not right now, not ever. ]

Right, it was an--alternate universe thing. Where you were a guy, Masuka was cute, and Angel was better at relationships.

[ The best lie is one too disturbing to be asked to properly explain. ]

And now she's sending you back. What's changed?

[fuckinga]

[Hey, being this young isn't a bad thing for her. She's so blissfully unaware of certain things to come. Certain things that she's going to hate you for Dexter so you should be happy she's not older...though it's not like things are all sunshine and roses at this time. She did just get shot and watch Lundy die in front of her.

She pauses a little before responding to that extremely sarcastically]

...Well, that doesn't sound fucked up at all.

[Deb sighs, folding her arms across her chest again] I guess now she's fucking bored. And this place is familiar, she likes familiar. I say fuck familiar but she wouldn't know where else to send me.

[secretlabtech]

[ Yeah, their lives are just a year by year rinse and repeat of suck. Almost like they really are episodes of a TV show. ]

Well here's to hoping you get the chance to tear the place up. You never know, someone might have missed you. That or they desperately need someone to eat all the jelly donuts so they don't get any themselves.

[ Haha Dex that's hilarious. ]