A voice test from the Dark World. (Potential spoilers most likely in the comments.)

[the_accursed]

You seek to use the Lord of the Dark Elves for your own purposes? Know then that you invite only you're own doom. Indeed, this place teaming with light and life infuriates me to the very depths of my being. Once I reobtain the Aether and use it to consign the Nine Realms to the blackest oblivion, I shall make this realm my next target and then perhaps the numerous worlds of the Muses you amuse yourselves with as well...

But first, I wish to teach the House of Bor yet more lessons in the concept of losing everything you love and hold dear. The first was only the utmost tip of the infinitely long blade of anguish, I shall drive into the hearts of Odin and his sons.


Soon, We will have the peace of the everlasting Darkness that we originated from.... and I will be content.

Comments

[olympic_lion]

Or, how about some tequila?

[Because a Greek god offering a primordial evil alternate of a guy he considers to be a profound dick something to drink is perfectly normal, of course.

Okay, maybe not. But yeesh, look at that face! Is the Darkness Before The Light that lacking in moisturizing cream? He thought Elves were supposed to look sleek and manicured at all times! (Same with Dark Elves, just with way too much eyeliner and bad music.) Really, isn't a face like that punishment in and of itself?

Hence, booze; the best medication for having to live with your own problems ever invented. Really, why not offer him a drink?]

[the_accursed]

[Have the coldest look ever, Hercules.]

There is only one brand of wine I wish to partaking in now, the sweet juices of revenge.... And do not presume to entertain the notion that you or any other can change me from this course.

[olympic_lion]

[Yeesh, imagine if he'd suggested PBR.]

Well, there's always hitting you until you stop. It's a tactic tried and true, apparently predating the universe based on how eager you are to employ it.

Come now, showing up in someone else's homeworld and trying to trash the place is just the height of rudeness; why not at least try the place out before you take your thrashing? Who knows, you might like it; they have deep-fried ice cream now.

[Seeing a Dark Elf pig out on ridiculous tasty food is something that just seems worth doing, you know? Herc'd have suggested deep-fried Twinkies if he thought he could get away with it.]

[riverborntorun]

Well aren't you cranky.

[britainshero]

If you're thinking of doing another number on London and Greenwich any time soon, don't.

Also My Mun seems very keen on having you say 'fantastic'.

well this should be horrible

[belovedone]

Victory is never assured, Malekith.

What you seek to do is an abomination. All the forces of creation will set aside old grudges and join up as one against you; you don't stand a chance.

I did my part, and well enough. My lord king and my sons will make short work of you.