mun makes lost jokes and is a jerk. news at eleven. SPOILERS FOR 3X06 LIKELY

[undealt]

Say "but he makes really great eggs" one more time, dearie.

We'll see how far it gets you.

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[lucency]

- Domesticity in Neverland?

[ um. ]

[undealt]

[IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.]

Pan's been getting creative with his mind games.

[lucency]

With - eggs?

[ yeah because cooking is so creative

is that why there's a whole channel devoted to it because that still kind of confuses her ]

What's Pan doing making you comfort food, anyway?

[undealt]

[BEING A DICK.]

Neal's alive. [oh wait. maybe now would be an okay time to go back to his son's real name. MAYBE HE WON'T YELL ABOUT IT ACROSS THE FOURTH WALL.] Baelfire. He survived, after all. And let's just say it wasn't a tear-soaked reunion this time either.

[THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT PAN AND HIS COMFORT FOOD. NO REALLY.]

[lucency]

[ AND REVERSE REVERSE BECAUSE there is more to talk about than cooking right now, apparently.

despite the fact that that really doesn't explain a goddamn thing about eggs because look he hasn't had the chance to talk about this with someone who isn't actually the shadow yet. ]

- Then you didn't lose him after all! He's still there, isn't he?

[undealt]

With any luck. It was a bit difficult to keep track of him after he decided I couldn't be trusted and left me in the jungle in a squid ink trap.

[Belle, it was awful. And there was a shadow and I need actual sense, not a bunch of people trying to give me hopscotch scholarships.]

[lucency]

[ what ]

- Come again?

[ what the fuck is neverland???? ]

You lost me at the very end.