juncture voicetesting oh god stagefright

[lifepulse]

Hmmm... are you sure about this? I know how you are with impulsive decisions, you know. Every time you play or watch something new you're all, "I have to play this person!" and then you lose interest when you're done with it.

But I guess this was a long time coming. About sixteen years, actually. My, my...

So! I guess this is the part where I make demands, since we're partners now and all. Let's see... Hmm. Okay, no horror, all right? I mean, I'll fight monsters, but I'd rather not see anybody buried in a shallow grave and used for mushroom farms. And I see what you're doing to that poor little blonde, uh, person, and no thank you, I'd rather not be shot at by bandits or devoured by a giant spacedragon or lose any limbs. Okay, this list is starting to scare me a little. Is it really that bad...?

There are some cute boys there though.

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[lost_turk]

If you're that worried about confronting the things on that list, maybe you would prefer to be...er, "safeguarded" by the Turks?

[lifepulse]

You know, I think I'll take my chances with the spacedragons and bandits.

[lost_turk]

[Shrug]

Well, it was worth a try, right?

[lifepulse]

Fair enough. I think I might be more trouble than I'm worth at this point, though.

[lost_turk]

Nonsense. You shouldn't try to conceal or dismiss how special you are.

[lifepulse]

Oh no, it's not that! Although now that I say that I sound a little conceited. It's more that the last time the Turks, um, 'safeguarded' me, my friends all broke in to Shinra HQ, beat up the president, stole a car, and broke out through a window.

Among other things.

[lost_turk]

....OK, I see your point now. Wouldn't care to have anything like that happening on my account.

where are all the smiling icons jfc

[lifepulse]

See? I wouldn't want to get you in trouble.

[lost_turk]

Thanks. Well, if you're really set on going to one of those creepy games, I hope you keep safe. Though I guess if anyone can take care of themselves in that kinda place, it's someone from Midgar!

[lifepulse]

Right! And she was talking about a flower shop, that's exciting!

[hityeahmiss]

...Are you likely to see anyone buried in a shallow grave and used for mushroom farms?

[lifepulse]

Yes, actually... given who's writing me.

You know I'm all for adventure but I was hoping for less terrible murder.

[hityeahmiss]

That's terrible... and weird. You're not going it alone, are you?

[lifepulse]

Afraid so. It's too bad, because Cid would really love it. They have ships that go out into space!

[hityeahmiss]

Okay, I guess the space part is a positive. But you don't want to be on your own out there. Tell your mun it's not right. There should be someone to watch your back.

[lifepulse]

I'll tell her, but she probably won't listen. She's stubborn, like me. The people seem mostly nice though.

[hityeahmiss]

People?

[lifepulse]

Yeah, the other people getting sucked in there too. I don't know any of them yet.

[hityeahmiss]

Oh... That's something though. I wish I could be there to help you, Aerith. I'd show those space dragons not to mess with us.

[lifepulse]

You would. They wouldn't even know what hit them!

[hityeahmiss]

Just... stay safe, okay?

[lifepulse]

I will. I'll be thinking about you... all of you.

And I'll come back as soon as I can.

[hityeahmiss]

[She nods.] Okay. I know you don't have much of a choice in the matter.

[lifepulse]

These muns sure do like to boss us around, don't they?

[hityeahmiss]

Tell me about it.