Reserved at dragonhaven. Mun has lost all sense.

[justguidelines]

Oh, so ye think this be wise, sending me to this place off the edge o' the map, full of dragons. If I didn't need me peg leg I'd like as strangle ye with it.

S'fine idea, sure, but there be far too many nobskulled bilgerats full o' good deeds and bleedin' hearts lurking about the place. Not the kind of place any respectable pirate'd find hisself in. Not to mention nary a decent port to be found.

And mark me, I will be takin' me ship. Gave up too much and suffered too long to leave the Queen Anne's Revenge to the hands o' the lot that came with it.

But ye'd better be quick and think fast about what we be doin' in such a place as that. Can't say as I like the idea of said nobskulled bilgerats leaving me hangin' with a rope cravat.

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[wolfofmidgard]

[Rope cravat?]

Are you planning to rile people up, then?

[justguidelines]

Pirate?

[wolfofmidgard]

Well, thank you for the warning, at least. It was very polite of you.

[She's grinning.]

[justguidelines]

Only fair, seeing as you all have something I'll be wanting when the time comes.

[wolfofmidgard]

And what would that be, exactly?

[justguidelines]

There's no sense to be telling you everything just yet, don't you think?

[wolfofmidgard]

Aw, but I was hoping for one of those villain speeches where you unmask your master plan.

[justguidelines]

You've got it all wrong, miss. Think you must be confusing me with someone like the likes of that Beckett piece of work.

[wolfofmidgard]

Can't have that. It just works out in your favor.

[justguidelines]

[You see this, lady? You made him spit.]

Never confuse me with that honorless coward.

[wolfofmidgard]

[Sorry, Barbossa. PotC was never a thing in Meja's universe.]

I don't know him, to be honest, although my mun says he's an idiot. Her opinion's usually good enough for me.

[justguidelines]

Aye, and she'd be right. Got himself blown apart by the Brethren, didn't he?

[wolfofmidgard]

Tsk, tsk. One should die with a sword through their middle, or relaxing on a beach.

He didn't die laughing maniacally to boot, I hope.

[justguidelines]

No pirate, he. And I couldn't tell. Not all that well, anyway. You see, I be part of the group doing the blowing apart.

[wolfofmidgard]

A much better position to be in. I doubt the dragons would approve of you doing much of that in the Havens, though.

[justguidelines]

Seems to me, as long as these other 'pirates' - if there be such a thing truly - steer clear of me, I'll be steering clear of them. No sense in upsetting the apple cart if there's plenty.

[Of course, he's lying through his teeth, but you know.]

[wolfofmidgard]

[Have an only somewhat teasing side-eye.]

A pirate who doesn't want all of the apples in the cart? Doesn't sound very pirate-y.

[justguidelines]

Had my fill of that sort of greed long ago, miss.