SHAMELESS ATTEMPTED ENABLING POST.

[huszar]

Ah, don't worry! I completely understand why you'd ask me to try and find suitable people to come to the ship. I don't mind at all! Can you just imagine the terrible people Prussia would come up with?

So then, everyone who is not Romania, of course, Turkey, naturally, or a fat Soviet pig such as Russia, please come and take a holiday in space on the SS Thor! It's a beautiful and peaceful place, a space ship, and it's marred only very slightly by one or two unfortunate people who are easy to ignore and better off forgotten!

( she's doing that thing where her face says smiling light of purity and maidenhood and her aura says go to hell dissenters. )

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[rakia]

[ On the one hand, no Turkey. On the other.... ]

I'm sure there are some who would be very happy to find themselves there.

[huszar]

Oh? And what about you?

[rakia]

I have no special opinions about it. [ You can't tell if he's lying at all, can you? ] Only that it sounds interesting, that's all.

[huszar]

( wow someone sure sounds japanese rn )

You should give it a try. I wouldn't mind at all.

[rakia]

Oh yes, I noticed my name was conspicuously absent from your list. How nice.

[ ... no, this is not Aisa, this is Slavic Europe. They are very different. They are sooooo different that they are practically on opposite sides of the globe.

Like I said.

Different. ]

[huszar]

( expectantly waiting… … ) Italy's there. ( in case ya felt like being his random foe or something she don't judge. )

[rakia]

[ That was a one-off thing! Okay, not literally, but don't go turning that gag into anything it's not meant to be! ]

He is? Oh, then you have company already, do you?

[huszar]

( hey look she knows how you like to go off and be someone's random nemesis sometimes and he's a neighbor! )

A few people, but I'd like neighbors, you know?

[rakia]

[ Look, alliances are challenging things, okay? Sometimes it's easy to get a little confused. ]

Of course, of course. It's only natural.

[huszar]

( more expectant staring… )

[rakia]

[ Whoa, we're getting a little intense with the staring there. ]

So, you would not be so happy to see some people, that is the real point of your message?

[huszar]

Well, who would be, with some of them?

[rakia]

Really, it's so welcoming of you, including everyone who isn't on that list. I don't think it would be so bad to give some of them a chance though.

[ His smile seems a bit tight here. One can only wonder why. ]

[huszar]

I'll give one to Turkey. ( yes she knows who he means. )

[rakia]

[ Was that a tic above his forehead? Oh, surely not. ]

That's very generous.

[huszar]

I thought so too.

[rakia]

Extending the same generosity to the others on your list wouldn't be so bad, would it? It couldn't really hurt.

[huszar]

So that they can stomp all over my hospitality and betray me with their disgusting natures? No thank you.

[rakia]

That is, well, it seems a bit bleak. [ He is Struggling a little here. ]

[huszar]

I know. That's why they're on my list.

[rakia]

I think, possibly, that makes it worse. [ Proving once again that Hungary can out-bamf all of Europe with one hand tied behind her back, not that I can whisper a word of this outside bracket text, of course. ]

[huszar]

How that?

[rakia]

Ami, by making the list in the first place. [ ... ] They will come if they want to anyway, no?

[huszar]

Not if I don't allow it.

[rakia]

Ha— so you have a plan to stop them? Let's hear it!