REVIVING AN OLD MUSE

[neveracoward]

The idea was poor the first time, and the execution even worse.

You have an entire pile—literally, a pile too big to fit in one plastic bag—of reading to do. That's simply a start. And what are you doing? You're watching Iron Man like it's still relevant. You know how I feel about him, so I can't help but think this is a slight against me. I am not to be insulted. Having to deal with a human at the wheel is offensive enough, but you keep managing to dig your grave so deep I'm not sure any type of submarine can handle the pressure.

If you're serious, turn off the movie, and do your necessary refresher.

[you can do both at the same time, you know]

And here I thought I was suited to retirement. Clearly, I've underestimated you.

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[flipkicking]

['sup, bamf buddy]

It always does feel like you've just gotten comfortable on the back-burner when they pull you out again.

[neveracoward]

[Well, hello again, you beautiful badass.]

You too, Miss Valentine?

[flipkicking]

[glad to know being blonde again isn't too much of a turnoff]

Not officially, but I have a sense for it at this point. [That, and, y'know, there is a new game coming out in the fall God why] I'm pretty sure I won't be so inactive much longer.

[neveracoward]

[Gurl, blonde, brunette, your thighs are killer and your aim is true—she appreciates that.]

Sounds like you've been stuck with yours a lot longer than I have with mine.

Still, good to see you. Nice to have a friendly face when one's brought back from retirement on a brand new site.

[flipkicking]

[tell the idiot fandom that, please?]

Going on a few years now -- a little less, maybe, since my account was made as something like a joke in the first place. [No bitterness there, btw. Kids and their Internets -- crap happens, meh.]

Same here. Should I expect to be seeing you around the usual meme places anytime soon?

[neveracoward]

[No, never. Never never never.

Why not try red, for a change? It's such a good color. Get thee to photoshop!]

A few years? God. I'm surprised you're still moderately in your mind, if that's the case.

Oh, she has to read first. She has to read first. I will not be tossed into anything half-assed. Not even something as inane and ridiculous as a pillow fight or a drinking game. She knows the rules.

[flipkicking]

[she also asks that you refrain from giving the one behind the wheel anymore bad ideas :x]

I've spent longer time in worse company. Not to sound cocky, but it'd take more than her imagination to do any real damage at this point. [Never mind that she's currently engaged in another thread where a fourteen-year-old is kicking her in the face.

But again, not real damage.]

I hope that works out. Maybe by the time she catches up, you won't necessarily be at the forefront of her interests. [Optimism: Jill never loses it.]

[neveracoward]

[NO NEVER

NEVER EVER]

Clearly, yours needs to talk to mine more. Not that I want you to be miserable, but...could be fun, right?

[Mystique calm your crazy for like two seconds please]

Thanks.

[flipkicking]

[JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ANTAGONIST DOES NOT MEAN YOU MUST CONSTANTLY ANTAGONIZE.]

I'm pretty sure she intends to. [She's actually pretty neutral as she admits that, though.] I'll try to make the best of it either way.

[neveracoward]

[Whaaaat you've been hanging with the wrong antagonists, girl. They must be smokers. VILLAINS ALWAYS EVILLING ALL DA TIME 24/7!!!! NOTHING ELSE TO THEM BUT EVIL!!! And wheat and so forth and so on. (Mystique doesn't like gluten, but she's not about to feel total butt devastation to Mister Red Eyes)]

Maybe you can get your boyfriend back if you play your cards right, hmm?

1/2

[flipkicking]

[Even Mister Red Eyes would argue about applying the term evil to what he does. Trust Jill when she says that she's had that talk with him so many times -- only to never get anywhere, of course.


Oh jee way to be blunt there]

2/2 yes, I pulled it in a d_m post

[flipkicking]

[what no that wasn't a two-part reaction. Your mutant eyes are seeing things, wtf]

...Maybe so. We'll see how things go.

[that sounds too much like hostage negotiation, sis]

the best place for it tbh

[neveracoward]

[You're cool, Jill.

But you don't need a man.

...much less that asshole.]

Guess we will.

I actually think Wesker's the only one to have ever made her do it here...

[flipkicking]

[Oh, what Mister Red Eyes would say about Jill and her "dependence" on men.

Much less on one who couldn't even beat her in a fight.]

Well. Good luck, again. I'll keep an eye out for you.

Yellow eyes, red eyes....both are warning signs!

[neveracoward]

And I'll keep one out for you.