1920s humanstuck

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TH3R3S NOTH1NG D1FF3R3NT B3TW33N US!!
S3TT1NG 4ND SP3C13S, SUR3
BUT 1 ST1LL T4LK L1K3 M3, DAMN 1T
M4YB3 4 F3W L3SS FUCKS
BUT TH3R3S NO VO1C3 TO G3T DOWN!
YOU H4V3 TH1S
NOW STOP 1T 4ND GO DO SOM3TH1NG PRODUCT1V3

Comments

[t34l_just1c3]

YOU SHOULD G1V3 YOUR MUN 4 GOOD DRUBB1NG!

[1s331nb4d4ss]

1 H4V3NT DON3 TH4T FROM 1NS1D3 SOM3BODY B3FOR3
BUT 1M DO1NG 1T 4S SOON 4S 1 F1GUR3 OUT HOW
H3 N33DS TO STOP FUTZ1NG 4ROUND

[not_lesbian_nope]

Terezi?
Is That You?

[1s331nb4d4ss]

TH4TS MY N4M3
W3 M3T??

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Am Not Sure Given This Multiple Universe Business.
My Name Is Kanaya Maryam.

[1s331nb4d4ss]

Y34H, M4K3S TH1NGS H1T 4ND M1SS
DONT TH1NK W3V3 M3T
1D G1V3 YOU TH3 R3ST OF MY N4M3 BUT 1M B3TT1NG YOU 4LR34DY KNOW 1T SOM3HOW
H3H3H3

YOU FROM MY T1M3S

[not_lesbian_nope]

And I Believe From Your Demeanor That You Are Not At All Like The Terezi I Know.

[Given that Terezi in her world was violently insane by most people's standards that was a compliment.]

[1s331nb4d4ss]

R34LLY
SOUNDS L1K3 TH3R3S 4 STORY TH3R3
SP1LL, SP1LL!

See icon for Terezi's batshit craziness

[not_lesbian_nope]

There Is Not Very Much To Tell.
When I First Met The Terezi I Know She Made A Comment About Carving A Libra-Shaped Scar Into Some Part Of My Anatomy
The Next Time We Met She Kissed Me

Terezi why you do

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...
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TH4TS SOM3 K1ND OF SCR3WY DOLL

...
C4N YOUR T3R3Z1 S33 OR 1S TH4T C4RV1NG COMM3NT MOR3 FR1GHT3N1NG TH4N 1T 4LR34DY 1S

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Have Reason To Believe Her Sight Is Impaired.

[1s331nb4d4ss]

1MP41R3D
WH4TS-GO1NG-ON-WH3R3-4R3-MY-SP3CT4CL3S 1MP41R3D
OR
WH4TS-GO1NG-ON-1M-BL1ND 1MP41R3D??

1 M34N, TH4TS 4 SCR3WY TH1NG TO S4Y 31TH3R W4Y, BUT...

[She shakes her head.] J33G3RS CR33P3RS

[not_lesbian_nope]

Somewhere Between The Two I Believe But I Do Not Know For Sure
Vriska Would Be The One To Know I Imagine

[1s331nb4d4ss]

...VR1SK4
4H3H

Y34H M4YB3

[not_lesbian_nope]

If You Don't Mind Me Asking
Are Yourself And Vriska Friends Or Are You More Like Your Troll Version Who Doesn't Really Like Her?

1/2

[1s331nb4d4ss]

4H
W3
H4D 4 D1S4GR33M3NT

1T W4S
SORT OF
MUTU4L
K1ND OF
4H3H

...
SH3 M4D3 4 B4D D3C1S1ON
1 D1S4GR33D W1TH H3R D3C1S1ON
SH3 D1S4GR33D W1TH MY D1S4GR33M3NT

[1s331nb4d4ss]

4ND B4M!
TWO P3OPL3 M41M3D

NOT COUNT1NG TH3 K1D FROM H3R B4D D3C1S1ON
H3 M1GHT B3 D34D
1 DONT KNOW WH4T H4PP3N3D W1TH TH4T

[not_lesbian_nope]

My Mundane Informed Me That The Event You Are Speaking Of Just Occurred Though Likely In A Different Manner Than You Know Of
He Also States That Teenage Hormones Kept My Terezi From Separating From Vriska

[1s331nb4d4ss]

D4MN
TH4TS 4 SH4M3

W3LL, 1 F1GUR3 M3 4ND VR1SK4 4R3 3V3N 4T TH1S PO1NT, SO W3 M1GHT NOT H4V3 S3P3R4T3D 31TH3R 1F MY MOTH3R H4DNT S3NT M3 OFF TO TH4T FUTZ1NG SCHOOL

[not_lesbian_nope]

Even Though We Have Established You Are Not The Vriska I Know I Have To Wonder
What Was The Name Of The School?

[1s331nb4d4ss]

3GGS SCHOOL FOR TH3 BL1ND
GODDAMN, 1 H4T3D TH4T PL4C3
WH4T W4S TH3 PO1NT OF 1T
M3 4ND 4UNT R3DGL4R3 H4D TH1S HOO3Y UND3R CONTROL
BUTT NOOO
1M BROK3N
1 N33D TO B3 F1X3D BY FUTZ1NG PROF3SS1ON4LS
FFF

[not_lesbian_nope]

Oh That Is Terrible
My Situation Is Less Severe But Rather Similar
My Mother Sent Me To Skaia Academy, An All Girl's School, In An Attempt To Maintain My Chastity

[Of course now the girls she invited to a slumber party were likely stripping off each other's clothes in some weird party game invented by Jade.]

At Least You're Here Now I Suppose

[1s331nb4d4ss]

H3H3H3
YOU MUST B3 SOM3 K1ND OF SH3B4 1F YOU N33D TO B3 LOCK3D UP TO S4V3 YOUR V1RTU3

Y34H, TH1S PL4C3 1S PR3TTY N1FTY
M33T1NG 4LL K1NDS OF FOLKS
1 L1K3 1T

[not_lesbian_nope]

My Mother Is Simply Obsessed With The Idea Of Chastity

I Must Admit This Place Is Intriguing And My Mundane For The Moment Allows Me To Return To My Universe From Time To Time

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SH3 COULDNT H4V3 4LW4YS B33N L1K3 TH4T
3LS3 WH3R3 D1D YOU COM3 FROM
H4H4H4
SORRY SH3S SUCH 4 MRS GRUNDY NOW
1T SOUNDS R34LLY 4NNOY1NG

Y34H, 1 GO HOM3 4T T1M3S TOO
W3LL
NOT HOM3-HOM3
BUT MY WORLD-HOM3
1TS NOT SO B4D TH3R3 NOW TH4T 1 L3FT TH3 SCHOOL
1 L1K3 TH3 C1TY
1T K33PS 4 BODY ON H3R TO3S

[not_lesbian_nope]

You Have A Fair Point
If You Don't Mind My Asking How Old Are You Now?

[1s331nb4d4ss]

POS-1-LUT3-LY

TH1RT33N
HOW OLD 4R3 YOU??

[not_lesbian_nope]

I Am Sixteen

[1s331nb4d4ss]

S1XT33N?
4ND YOUR3 ST1LL 1N SCHOOL??
J33G3RS CR33PERS

WH4T DO TH3Y T34CH 4T TH4T 4G3 4NYW4Y
YOU SHOULD 4LR34DY KNOW YOUR R34D1NG, WR1T1NG 4ND M4THS
DO TH3Y T34CH K33N TH1NGS

[not_lesbian_nope]

Oh I Forgot You Seem To Be From A Different Year Than Myself.
The Current Year Is Two-thousand And Eleven.

Though I Will Admit There Are "Keen" Classes Along With The Standard Courses, Such As Theater.

1/2

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3GGS D1D W4NT TO K33P M3 FOR--
TWO-THOUS4ND????
TH4TS
WHO4
1M FROM N1N3T33N TW3NTY-TWO

2/2

[1s331nb4d4ss]

YOUR3 L34RN1NG TO P3RFORM?
4R3 YOU GO1NG TO B3 4N 4CTR3SS??
4R3 YOU GO1NG TO B3 1N TH3 MOV13S???

[not_lesbian_nope]

That Is Not My Dream But I Do Believe I Will Be An Actress In An Upcoming Play Within The School
My Person Dream Is To Be A Fashion Designer.

[1s331nb4d4ss]

N1FTY

F4SH1ON D3S1GN3R...
YOU M34N M4K3 4LL TH3 R1TZY-TYP3 CLOTH3S?
MY MOTH3R LOV3S TH4T STUFF

[not_lesbian_nope]

Well Yes But I Would Make Practical Clothing As Well
Just Because You Don't Want A Flowing Gown Doesn't Mean You Shouldn't Be Allowed To Look Nice.
Oh I Suppose I Should Mention It Is No Longer Considered Odd For A Girl Or Woman To Not Want To Wear Skirts And Dresses

[1s331nb4d4ss]

DAMN, R34LLY
TH4TS SW3LL
1 TH1NK 1 M1GHT L1K3 P4NTS B3TT3R MYS3LF
1TS H4RD TO T3LL WH3N 1 H4V3NT B33N W34R1NG TH3M V3RY LONG

PR3TTY 3V3RYD4Y W34R, HM
TH4T SOUNDS N1C3
YOULL H4V3 4 W1D3R 4UD13NC3 TH4T W4Y TOO
SM4RT