Jack on looking for a game.

[filches]

I can say with a uncertain amount of certainty that the answer to your question is absolutely, positively, maybe. ...Yes. No.

[ He pauses for a moment to this about his answer with an unusually un-confident expression. He looks from side to side, But no, Jack will not change that answer. ] And that is final.

Assuming that answer is clear enough for you, I will be on my way to do...something.

Comments

[magic_isnt_real]

Seeing you is still a peculiar feeling I have to say.

[filches]

[ Jack clears his throat. ] I cannot reciprocate those feelings, Sir. My one and only love is the sea.

[magic_isnt_real]

I'm not talking about that! How vulgar.

Let me demonstrate.

[He clears his throat and comes out sounding like a very good Jack, even swaying a bit for dramatic effect.]

I can say with utmost certainty that I am uncertain.

[filches]

[ He gives the "actor" a strange look. It wasn't often someone used his own logic against him. And his own.. himself against him. ] I'll have you know impersonation is a criminal offense.

I have wanted to put these two in the same thread for a long while xD

[magic_isnt_real]

Even if that were true, pirating is a greater offense.

But are you picking up on the resemblance now?

:3

[filches]

[ Yes, but not that Jack would admit such a thing. The pirate looks like he's pondering something instead; Jack paces around this impostor while drumming this fingers against his chin. He then puts his tricorn hat on the strangers head, Jack then takes the hat off, then on again, off, on, then finally puts it back on his own head. ]

If I were to see any resemblance you might be a somewhat believable impostor. But the identity of a man is also in his actions, And my any impostor of mine that thinks piracy to be an offense can't truly resemble me. Aye?

[seventhfist]

Clear as mud. [Slightly amused.]

[filches]

Oh, good. I was worried for a moment that I may come off as a bit befuddled.

[cassie_of_troy]

You're peculiar.

I think I like you.

[filches]

Why thank you. Methinks.

It's not so often that I get such... [He draws curves in the air with his hands] ..symmetrical admiration.

[cassie_of_troy]

Watch yourself. My admiration is ephemeral.

[filches]

Oh good. No worries about commitment then.

[cassie_of_troy]

You'd do well in the City of Sin...

[filches]

I do my share in a city where the company of the less refined is desired--Tortuga. But if there so happens to be another city full of moral ambiguity, it would be my duty to check said city.

[cassie_of_troy]

It's called Bete Noire.

[filches]

Bete Noire, Aye? Sounds French. Could be potentially problematic, given that I don't see eye-to-eye with their powdered wigs.

[cassie_of_troy]

I don't know what that word means, but I can assure you, no one wears powdered wigs.