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[kokutou]

Either you find someone worth fighting for me, or you let me back to your headspace. We're not having any other discussion, mundane.

[Honestly mun, y u disturb Mihawk's nap.]

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[hiken_ace]

... never thought I'd see one of you guys here.

[Sup, Mihawk, say hi to the dead guy. He's missed you. Except not really.]

There's plenty of tough guys around here, so knock yourself out. [Literally, if you please. And guess who has a scar some Akainu's punch.]

[kokutou]

You're- [Normally things like this surprise someone.

But man, you're talking to (probably) the most srss dude in One Piece canon here.]

You survived? What an unexpected turns of event.

[hiken_ace]

[Points to the scar.] Not exactly. I'm alive here, but not back home.

Bet you're happy about that. [Can you feel the malice coming from him? Especially you, you almost chopped up his bro.]

[kokutou]

[Eyeing that scar now... Well, that's a new one, definitely.] Makes sense.

Partly, yes. [He'll just shrug that off simply. HE GET THAT A LOT MAN.] Not with your brother? [A simple, yet pretty direct inquiring.]

[hiken_ace]

[And he immediately gets on the defensive.] It's none of your business if I am or not. But you'd better not try anything on him.

[Nope. He hasn't changed much.]

[kokutou]

[Overprotective much? But not like Mihawk will push things.]

That will depend. [On how much Luffy's power will piques his interest. Which basically all the time.] I would assume you've been faring pretty well in this... Dear_Mun?

[hiken_ace]

[He is not overprotective, you almost chopped his brother into little bite-size rubber pieces!] Leave him alone.

[He shrugs.] Not just around here, I'm in a couple of games, too. Been doing fine, I guess.

[kokutou]

[Shaddup he already apologized beforehand! ...To Shanks, with epic telepathy whatnot.] I'll try. [NO.]

Ah, so this place isn't merely this little realm, eh? Then perhaps you could tell me whether there's a Roronoa around or not. [Because that guy defeated his baboons, alright. That and he's not done training him.]

[hiken_ace]

[SHANKS DOESN'T COUNT, OKAY. Also he does not trust you. DON'T TOUCH HIIIIIM.]

There's probably a few around, I'm not sure if they'll come or not. [Being as vague as possible, it works.]

[kokutou]

[SHANKS ALWAYS COUNT, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID. That's okay, the amount of people that trust him is kinda countable. HE MAKES NO PROMISE.]

Your answer is comprehensive in the littlest. [Mihawk, a n00b in DW, please say hello.]

[hiken_ace]

[NO HE NEVER COUNTS. MAKE PROMISES, DAMMIT.]

Well, I did answer your question. [This, you can't deny.]

[kokutou]

[IDK MAN HE'S AS FAVORITE AS YOU. LOL PIRATES MAKING PROMISE WHAT IS THAT.]

An answer was meant to be clear. [Dammit Ace.]

[hiken_ace]

[IDK SOMETHING UNHEARD OF.]

And it was as clear as I could make it. [>:)]

[kokutou]

Either I miscalculated your abilities of thinking, or you're not giving me the less vague answer. [Ttly not believing you as well.]

[hiken_ace]

Well, which do you think it is?

[kokutou]

The latter.

[hiken_ace]

Good. I'd be pissed if you thought I was an idiot.

[kokutou]

You aren't your brother.

[> Implying Luffy isn't very smart. Which is pretty much correct.]

[hiken_ace]

--you know, I can't deny that.

[GEEZ can't you people let him insult his own brother?]

[kokutou]

[Hardly, Ace, when Luffy's... Luffy.]

Considering you two aren't exactly related by blood, nobody would find it strange anymore. [Mihawk, voted most blunt.]

[hiken_ace]

[... gdit you and your logic.]

Don't care what they say, we're still brothers.

[kokutou]

[Be a little enthusiastic, that thing called 'logic' is rare in this canon.

That statement earned him a small smirk.]

Your faith is commendable, indeed.

[hiken_ace]

[That's why he's cursing it. LOGIC? IN HIS CANON?]

Well, with how you guys made such a huge show of who my birth father is, I have to cling to the relationships I actually care about.

[kokutou]

[Made a huge show? Mihawk? Nooope.]

You don't actually care for the Pirate King?

[hiken_ace]

[Suuuure. Also get ready for the most sarcastic and sharp tone ever.]

Yeah, I love being the son of the most hated man in the world and hearing about how I shouldn't have been born all because of that bastard's blood. That I should apologise for my existence, and having all the grudges against Roger on my shoulders.

The hell do you think? [Seriously, it's no picnic.]

[kokutou]

[No, really, Ace. Don't you know who is the most hated swordsman in the world?]

...Hn.

[Yeah, just a small nod.] My mistake for even pronouncing the name.

[hiken_ace]

[Hey, Zoro doesn't hate you. :|

Also you get one very surprised pirate over here.] Ah... thank you.

[fierybluebird]

Well, if you find Vista, I'm sure he'll hold your attention for a little while.

[kokutou]

That shall work when the said man comes.

[fierybluebird]

If, really. I haven't seen him in awhile. Unfortunately.

[kokutou]

That's unfortunate.

[Very talkative, ain't he?]

[fierybluebird]

Extremely. Now you'll have no one interesting to spar. Unless you're not too scared of losing your status as world's best to spar Shanks. He's been around.

[kokutou]

[He'll just sigh at the mention of Shanks. MAN, there's a reason behind that.]

Fighting the Red Hair isn't worth my time anymore.

[fierybluebird]

Oh? A pirate emperor isn't worth your time?

[Does he sound amused? Because he is.]

[kokutou]

[Mihawk'll not falter against the tone! Naaah...]

He wasn't in his prime condition anymore.

[Because FAIRNESS.]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh snap.]

So that would make it even more embarrassing to lose, eh?

[Marco is such a troll...]

[kokutou]

[notfalteringnotfalteringnotfaltering.]

Indeed. I will be very embarrassed to earn a win against a wounded man. [Nope.]

[Yeah, but we love him anyway.]

[fierybluebird]

You say that like it'd be no problem whatsoever.

[So long as it's liked.]