dear_mun | Absolutely NOT looking for a Hakuba for vatheon

Someone has to keep an eye on you, Kuroba-kun.

Some is keeping an eye on me. He's three feet tall, and massive magnet for trouble. And so you know, I'm not Kuroba

Whatever you say, Kuroba-kun. [He isn't going to argue. Trying to argue with Kaito is like banging your head against a brick wall. Or at least, the ensuing headache is quite similar.] You'll have to forgive me if I fail to find that reassuring. Edogawa tends to treat you like one might a Sunday morning crossword puzzle - lightly engaging at the time but hardly the sort of thing to hold your attention longer tham it takes you to finish your tea.

I would prefer you referred to me 'Kid-san' as I have told you once already that I am not Kuroba.

As for young Edogawa, I prefer his methods to yours, you're far too obsessive and it gets highly irritating.

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Kid-san, then.

[Sloooooooooow smirk.] Does that mean you would prefer if I brought a football to your next heist, Kid-San?

...

[ Maybe he tenses up slightly. Maybe. ] That wouldn't do you much good detective, you lack the... shall we say, force? That Tantei-kun has.

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Oh?

How can you be so sure of that if you've never seen me play, Kid-san.

[ Bristles ]

Because Edogawa has a few tricks up his own sleeve-one of those tricks being the secret to his ability to knock out a grown man with a soccer ball. And seeing as you don't have his same problem I doubt that you pack that much of a punch.

Precisely so, Kid-san-- I don't have his same problem.

[Having oh so much fun. Why doesn't he ever get to have this much fun in canon?]

[ That gets an eyebrow raise though Kid isn't one to fall for bait. You're f-fishing Detective, and he knows it. ]

And what do you know of little Edogawa?

[ B-because Canon is always in Kaito's favor? ]

Merely that as a child he doesn't have the necessary strength to launch a football at a velocity sufficient enough to have any sort of effect without a little technological boost.

What did you think I was talking about, Kid-san?

[Aw, he was having fun being a creeping creeper in the Chat Noir case though.]

[ Which means it's now his turn to play this little 'I know something' game. ]

Now detective, did you honestly expect to get information from me that way? I'm either insulted or severely disappointed-and considering I'm sure you know me better than most by now, I think I'll go with the latter.

[ K-Kaito was that was creepy and demands to know how Hakuba got his number. ]

Or perhaps I wasn't trying to get anything at all from you about Edogawa-kun because I don't care about whatever sort of trouble he's gotten himself into now.

Honestly, I would have thought that as a thief you would know better than to jump to conclusions.

[Aoko gave it to him, obviously. She wants them to be friends.]

I can tell you have a soft spot for children. Yes, forgive me for ever thinking a child's safety might be a concern to you.

[ ...Kaito says: Never! >:P ]

Even if I did have a soft spot for children, Edogawa-kun would hardly fall under the same category.

[Because Kaito is so good at denying Aoko.]

Wouldn't he? He may be brave and intelligent but he is still only seven. [ As far as you know, anyway. ]

...Why are we even discussing Tantei-kun? I believe there are much more important matters to discuss. Such as the whole reason I was forced to post a complaint such as this.

[ I-it's different when the guy she wants him to be friends with is a stalker? ...at least, as far Kaito's concerned. ]

Is that your mun, forcing your arm up behind your back right now, Kid-san?

[So you say now.]

[ Begrudgingly ]...M-might be. She's rather persistant and interested in your thoughts on joining two games. But, I'm sure a busy detective like yourself wouldn't have time for either, so I appreciate your concern and... devotion, but I couldn't deprive London of their High school detective.

[ ...stalking people is creepy D: ..Not that Kaito is 100% innocent of that himself. ]

Perhaps I should suggest to Nakamori-keibu that we employ her at the next Kid heist-- she seems to be quite effective against you.

Two games, is it? The second one wouldn't happen to be

magicdrafted now, would it?

She's also a Kid fangirl. So I doubt that arrangement would work to your favor-though not much does, does it?

...You know, most people don't like it when you stalk them. [ So that would be a yes. ] You're lucky I'm such a forgiving guy.

They're all your fangirls, aren't they, Kid-san? Well. [Thin smile.] Not all of them, I suppose.

In this instance I'm afraid the stalker would be Mun-san, and not me. She's been bemoaning the lack of Magic Kaito players lately, particularly in regards to myself, and clicking around rather fruitlessly as a result.

I must admit, I am good with the ladies. [ Smug. Oh So smug. ]

...Oh Goody. I suppose that means I can expect to see you in the great hall come next week? And where would your mun place you I wonder? Are you brave enough to share a dorm with me? Or shall expect you come on the 22nd of this month in under water bubble?

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At least until they get to know you, you do. [Really Hakuba, you're one to talk. What happened to all of your sudden popularity when you first transferred?]

Can you? I wonder.

It's not as if Mun-san has a terrible berth of experience in regards to working with me. She claims that her mind tends to operate a bit more like yours, truth be told.

Still, she has tabs open on her screen for both games, so there's a good chance that her willpower is failing on both accounts.

That's exactly why I'm good with the ladies, Detective. I'm Mysterious.

And how differently do I minds operate, I wonder? You solve your boredom with cases and I solve mine with-well, I think we both know how I deal with boredom. Although, I certainly have you beat in the social kills department.

So you pride yourself on the superficial veneer then, do you? Strange for a thief that never keeps anything he steals.

Are you saying then, Kuroba-kun, that deep down, you and I really aren't all that different after all? I do believe this is what Aoko-kun would refer to as a "breakthrough".

Absolutely NOT looking for a Hakuba for vatheon

doing this on my kindle, ignore the lack of icons-this is Hakuba

no problem! I'm on phone.

lol will be sitting in front of a computer in like an hour

\o/ Also. You win awesome points for that analogy.

WELL IT'S TRUE

I-it really is.

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I will come up with clever keywords for my icons later

/pats

I made the icons didn't I? Don't I get points for that?

Yes, yes! Lots of points!

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Those are my frustrations exactly.

Two years ago or so there was a huge explosion of them. It was awesome.

I-I bet o_o

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